Monday, September 10, 2012


1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone’s hair out and yell, “DNA”
7. Wear a sticker that says, “I’m a retard”
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, “No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!”
10. Do what they actually tell you.
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
14. Try to swim in the floor.
15. Tap on their door all night.

 current status


  Morning Pic Dump


Birthdays on September 10th
1968 - Guy Ritchie
1941 - Stephen Jay Gould
1934 - Charles Kuralt
1929 - Arnold Palmer
1890 - Franz Werfel


Todays Pic Dump


Blast from the Past



Afternoon Funnies


Todays Quote
Birthday Boy
Bill O' Reilly


You could put on monkeys jumping up and down and get bigger numbers than MSNBC.
Bill O'Reilly

It's hard to do it because you gotta look people in the eye and tell 'em they're irresponsible and lazy. And who's gonna wanna do that? Because that's what poverty is, ladies and gentlemen. In this country, you can succeed if you get educated and work hard. Period. Period.
Bill O'Reilly

Lotsa people want to hurt me. That's the price you pay for being a big mouth.
Bill O'Reilly

This country is a better place because Fox News has succeeded.
Bill O'Reilly

Yeah, I'm obnoxious, yeah, I cut people off, yeah, I'm rude. You know why? Because you're busy.
Bill O'Reilly

I've been to Africa three times. All right? You can't bring Western reasoning into the culture. The same way you can't bring it into fundamental Islam.
Bill O'Reilly

That's my advice to all homosexuals, whether they're in the Boy Scouts, or in the Army or in high school: Shut up, don't tell anybody what you do, your life will be a lot easier.
Bill O'Reilly

You want to have two guys making out in front of your 4-year-old? It's OK with them. A guy smoking a joint, blowing the smoke into your little kid's face? OK with them. And I'm not exaggerating here. This is exactly what the secular movement stands for.
Bill O'Reilly

Dan Rather is guilty of not being skeptical enough about a story that was politically loaded.
Bill O'Reilly

As the tree is bent, so it will grow.
Bill O'Reilly

Public misbehavior by the famous is a powerful teaching tool.
Bill O'Reilly

Americans will respect your beliefs if you just keep them private.
Bill O'Reilly

When I die, I don't want my demise to be used as a political rally, and that's what happened yesterday.
Bill O'Reilly

They established their patriotic credentials long ago, and are either supportive of the Bush agenda or know when to keep their traps shut.
Bill O'Reilly

If the Americans go in and overthrow Saddam Hussein and it's clean, he has nothing, I will apologize to the nation, and I will not trust the Bush administration again.
Bill O'Reilly

Jobs that cannot be delivered must never be promised. It's unfair to raise people's hopes that way.
Bill O'Reilly

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1 comment:

  1. Yeh, he's educated and look what it did for him. Such a nice, smart man, NOT!