Friday, February 1, 2013

Best Insurance Company

Three Insurance salesmen were sitting in a restaurant boasting about each companies’ service.

The first one said, “When one of our insured died suddenly on Monday, we got the news that evening and were able to process the claim for the wife and mailed a check on Wednesday evening.”

The second one said, “When one of our insured died without warning on Monday, we learned of it in 2 hours and were able to hand-deliver a check the same evening.”

The last salesman said, “That’s nothing. Our office is on the 20th floor. One of our insured who was washing a window on the 85th floor, slipped and fell. We handed him his check as he passed our floor!”

Morning Pic Dump


Birthdays on February 1st
1968 - Lisa Marie Presley
1965 - Brandon Lee
1948 - Rick James
1931 - Boris Yeltsin
1901 - Clark Gable

Todays Pic Dump


Blast from the Past


Afternoon funnies


This day in History
Lead Story
Oxford Dictionary debuts, 1884
American Revolution
Davidson College namesake killed at Cowan's Ford, 1781
Ford GT makes TV debut in Super Bowl ad, 2004
Civil War
Texas secedes from the Union, 1861
Cold War
U.N. condemns PRC for aggression, 1951
Serial killer Ted Bundy strikes again, 1974
Columbia mission ends in disaster, 2003
General Interest
First session of the U.S. Supreme Court, 1790
Portuguese king and heir assassinated, 1908
Ayatollah Khomeini returns to Iran, 1979
Official registration of Hollywood, 1887
"The Corsair" by Lord Byron is published, 1814
Puccini's La bohème premieres in Turin, Italy, 1896
Old West
Mormon president goes underground, 1885
Bush addresses the nation after space shuttle Columbia explodes, 2003
NHL goalie Terry Sawchuk posts 103rd shutout, 1970
Vietnam War
Operation Plan 34A commences, 1964
Nixon announces his candidacy for president, 1968
World War I
Germany resumes unrestricted submarine warfare, 1917
World War II
Japanese begin evacuation of Guadalcanal, 1943

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