Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Doctors on Healthcare

Doctors on Healthcare

The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new national healthcare package:

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter.."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.


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American Revolution
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Cold War
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Angry San Francisco vigilantes take the law into their own hands, 1851
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General Interest
Copernicus born, 1473
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Roosevelt signs Executive Order 9066, 1942
Solzhenitsyn reunited with family, 1974
Bob Hope marries Dolores Reade, 1934
Amy Tan's birthday, 1952
Thomas Alva Edison patents the phonograph, 1878
Old West
Rescuers reach Donner Party, 1847
FDR signs Executive Order 9066, 1942
Patrick Roy gets 300th win as NHL goalie, 1996
Tiger Woods apologizes for extramarital affairs, 2010
Vietnam War
South Vietnamese coup unsuccessful, 1965
Chicago Seven sentenced, 1970
World War I
British navy bombards Dardanelles, 1915
World War II
Marines invade Iwo Jima, 1945


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