Wednesday, February 20, 2013

You Know You're Broke When:

  • At communion you go back for seconds.
  • You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
  • You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
  • Long distance companies don't call you to switch.
  • You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice.
  • McDonald's is the supplier of all your kitchen condiments.
  • American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"
  • Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
  • You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.
  • You can calculate your net worth by how many gallons of gasoline are in your vehicle.
  • You have no fear of identity theft because anyone assuming your identity would be hounded by bill collectors (matter of fact you'd welcome it).


Morning Pic Dump


Birthdays on February 20th


Todays Pic Dump


Blast from the Past

Afternoon Funnies


This day in History
Lead Story
Ireland allows sale of contraceptives, 1985
American Revolution
Postal Service Act regulates United States Post Office Department, 1792
Kramer on "Seinfeld" adopts a highway, 1997
Civil War
Rebels defeat Yankees at the Battle of Olustee, 1864
Cold War
SEATO disbands, 1976
Atlanta Constitution editor is kidnapped, 1974
Rhode Island nightclub burns, 2003
General Interest
American colonists practice scalping, 1725
An American orbits earth, 1962
Chunnel plans announced, 1986
John Singleton nominated for Best Director Oscar, 1992
Dylan Thomas arrives in New York, 1950
Fire engulfs nightclub during Great White show, 2003
Old West
Ansel Adams is born, 1902
George Washington signs the Postal Service Act, 1792
Tara Lipinski becomes youngest Olympic figure skating gold medalist, 1998
Vietnam War
Hearings begin on American policy in Vietnam, 1968
World War I
Amir of Afghanistan is assassinated, 1919
World War II
Pilot O'Hare becomes first American WWII flying ace, 1942

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