You Know You're Broke When:

• At communion you go back for seconds.
• You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
• You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
• Long distance companies don't call you to switch.
• You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice.
• McDonald's is the supplier of all your kitchen condiments.
• American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"
• Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
• You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.
• You can calculate your net worth by how many gallons of gasoline are in your vehicle.
• You have no fear of identity theft because anyone assuming your identity would be hounded by bill collectors (matter of fact you'd welcome it).

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Morning Pic Dump

 

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Birthdays on February 20th

1967 - Kurt Cobain
1902 - Ansel Adams
1963 - Charles Barkley
1888 - Georges Bernanos
1916 - Jackie Gleason

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Todays Pic Dump

 

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Blast from the Past

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Afternoon Funnies

 

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This day in History

Lead Story

Ireland allows sale of contraceptives, 1985

American Revolution

Postal Service Act regulates United States Post Office Department, 1792

Automotive

Kramer on "Seinfeld" adopts a highway, 1997

Civil War

Rebels defeat Yankees at the Battle of Olustee, 1864

Cold War

SEATO disbands, 1976

Crime

Atlanta Constitution editor is kidnapped, 1974

Disaster

Rhode Island nightclub burns, 2003

General Interest

American colonists practice scalping, 1725

An American orbits earth, 1962

Chunnel plans announced, 1986

Hollywood

John Singleton nominated for Best Director Oscar, 1992

Literary

Dylan Thomas arrives in New York, 1950

Music

Fire engulfs nightclub during Great White show, 2003

Old West

Ansel Adams is born, 1902

Presidential

George Washington signs the Postal Service Act, 1792

Sports

Tara Lipinski becomes youngest Olympic figure skating gold medalist, 1998

Vietnam War

Hearings begin on American policy in Vietnam, 1968

World War I

Amir of Afghanistan is assassinated, 1919

World War II

Pilot O'Hare becomes first American WWII flying ace, 1942

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