Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Signs Found In The Kitchen

So this isn't Home Sweet Home ... Adjust!

Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself!

I clean house every other day. Today is the other day.

If you write in the dust, please don't date it!

I would cook dinner but I can't find the can opener!

A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.

My house was clean last week, too bad you missed it!

I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.

If you don't like my standards of cooking ...lower your standards.

Although you'll find our house a mess, Come in, sit down, converse.

It doesn't always look like this: Some days it's even worse.

A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand!

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.

My next house will have no kitchen ... just vending machines.

I'd live life in the fast lane, but I am married to a speed bump.

Mother does not live here any more, clean up your own mess.

Martha Stewart doesn't live here!! 


Morning Pic Dump


Birthdays on February 6th 

 1911 - Ronald Reagan
1945 - Bob Marley
1895 - Babe Ruth
1917 - Zsa Zsa Gabor
1940 - Tom Brokaw


Todays Pic Dump

Blast from the Past

Afternoon Funnies


This day in History


Lead Story
Elizabeth becomes queen, 1952
American Revolution
Franco-American alliances signed, 1778
Honda Insight debuts as Prius competitor, 2009
Civil War
Confederate General John Pegram killed, 1865
Cold War
The "Reagan Doctrine" is announced, 1985
Infamous school teacher goes back to prison, 1998
Man United players among victims of plane crash, 1958
General Interest
Freed U.S. slaves depart on journey to Africa, 1820
Anastasia arrives in the United States, 1928
Ronald Reagan born, 1911
Of Mice and Men is published, 1937
Austrian superstar Falco dies, 1998
Old West
Dalton Gang commits its first train robbery, 1891
Ronald Reagan is born, 1911
Tennis great Arthur Ashe dies of AIDS, 1993
Vietnam War
Johnson meets with South Vietnamese Premier, 1966
ICCS take up positions, 1973
World War I
German sub sinks U.S. passenger ship California, 1917
World War II
Mussolini fires his son-in-law, 1943
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