Ten dollars is Ten dollars

A man and a woman go to the carnival every year. Every time the man says,"Anna can we ride them airplanes that goes up for a couple of minutes then comes back downThe woman always replied by saying,"We don`t need to spend any extra money on them airplanes,its to expensive.Ten dollars is ten dollars

Tom, the pilot, said," Larry, every year I hear you say you want to ride my airplanes, and every year Anna says it`s too expensive. I`ll make you a deal, if I do all of my flips and tricks with you in there with me, and you don`t say one word, I`ll give you the ride for free

Anna and Larry discussed it and decided they would take the deal.They got up in the air and Tom did all of his tricks and flips.

Tom said,"Larry I just knew you`d say something on that first flip,but you didn`t!

Larry replied," i was going to say something when Anna fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars.

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Blast from the Past

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This day in History

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American Revolution

Former POW Timothy Bigelow is named colonel, 1777

Automotive

Jaguar founder dies, 1985

Civil War

Yankees capture Roanoke Island, 1862

Cold War

Cardinal Mindszenty of Hungary sentenced, 1949

Crime

Irish race horse stolen, 1983

Disaster

New England digs out after blizzard, 1978

General Interest

Mary Queen of Scots beheaded, 1587

Peter the Great dies, 1725

The Russo-Japanese War begins, 1904

Birth of a Nation opens, 1915

First execution by lethal gas, 1924

Hollywood

Jack Nicholson smashes windshield in episode of road rage, 1994

Literary

John Grisham, author of legal thrillers, is born, 1955

Music

Del Shannon dies of a self-inflicted gunshot wound, 1990

Old West

Cleveland signs the Dawes Severalty Act, 1887

Presidential

Cleveland signs devastating Dawes Act into law, 1887

Sports

Spud Webb wins dunk contest, 1986

Vietnam War

MACV established, 1962

Operation Lam Son 719 begins, 1971

World War I

U.S. Army resumes publication of Stars and Stripes, 1918

World War II

Britain's Indian Brigade begins guerrilla operations in Burma, 1943

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