Thursday, February 7, 2013

St. Valentine cards

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged,
balding man standing at the counter methodically placing
“Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over
them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying
scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the
balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says
“I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’”

“But why?” asks the man.

“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replies.


Morning Pic Dumps


Birthdays on February 7th
 1812 - Charles Dickens
1956 - Emo Philips
1870 - Alfred Adler
1962 - Eddie Izzard
1962 - Garth Brooks


Todays pic Dump


Blast from the Past

Afternoon Funnies


Today in History

Lead Story
Beatles arrive in New York, 1964
American Revolution
Benjamin Franklin publishes "An Imaginary Speech", 1775
Tire king Firestone dies, 1938
Civil War
Rebel reinforcements ordered to Tennessee's Fort Donelson, 1862
Cold War
Soviet Communist Party gives up monopoly on political power, 1990
Plea bargaining gains favor in American courts, 1881
Forensic evidence solves a crime, 1968
Earthquake causes fluvial tsunami in Mississippi, 1812
General Interest
The Great Baltimore Fire begins, 1904
First human satellite, 1984
European Union treaty signed, 1992
King Hussein of Jordan dies, 1999
First appearance of “Little Tramp”, 1914
Zola is brought to trial, 1898
The Beatles arrive on American shores, 1964
Old West
Cowboy celebrity Charles Siringo is born, 1855
President George W. Bush announces plan for "faith-based initiatives", 2002
LSU star Maravich scores 69 points in single game, 1970
Vietnam War
U.S. jets conduct retaliatory raids, 1965
Operation Dewey Canyon II ends, 1971
World War I
Winter Battle of the Masurian Lakes begins, 1915
World War II
The "Angel of Death" dies, 1979
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