St. Valentine cards

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged,
balding man standing at the counter methodically placing
“Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over
them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying
scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the
balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says
“I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’”

“But why?” asks the man.

“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replies.

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Morning Pic Dumps

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Birthdays on February 7th
 1812 - Charles Dickens
1956 - Emo Philips
1870 - Alfred Adler
1962 - Eddie Izzard
1962 - Garth Brooks

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Todays pic Dump

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Blast from the Past

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Afternoon Funnies

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Today in History

Lead Story

Beatles arrive in New York, 1964

American Revolution

Benjamin Franklin publishes "An Imaginary Speech", 1775

Automotive

Tire king Firestone dies, 1938

Civil War

Rebel reinforcements ordered to Tennessee's Fort Donelson, 1862

Cold War

Soviet Communist Party gives up monopoly on political power, 1990

Crime

Plea bargaining gains favor in American courts, 1881

Forensic evidence solves a crime, 1968

Disaster

Earthquake causes fluvial tsunami in Mississippi, 1812

General Interest

The Great Baltimore Fire begins, 1904

First human satellite, 1984

European Union treaty signed, 1992

King Hussein of Jordan dies, 1999

Hollywood

First appearance of “Little Tramp”, 1914

Literary

Zola is brought to trial, 1898

Music

The Beatles arrive on American shores, 1964

Old West

Cowboy celebrity Charles Siringo is born, 1855

Presidential

President George W. Bush announces plan for "faith-based initiatives", 2002

Sports

LSU star Maravich scores 69 points in single game, 1970

Vietnam War

U.S. jets conduct retaliatory raids, 1965

Operation Dewey Canyon II ends, 1971

World War I

Winter Battle of the Masurian Lakes begins, 1915

World War II

The "Angel of Death" dies, 1979

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