Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Labor day Hang over( jokes and post left over from yesterday)

1970 - Macy Gray
1964 - Rosie Perez
1958 - Jeff Foxworthy
1925 - Jimmy Reed
1860 - Jane Addams

Disclaimer..... No Aliens were hurt when filming tthis

Two blondes were sipping their Starbucks when a truck
> went past loaded up with rolls of sod.
> "I'm going to do that when I win the lottery," announced Blonde #1.
> "Do what?" asked Blonde #2.
> "Send my lawn out to be mowed."


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Todays Oldie but Goodie....

Todays Featured Aurthur...
Dave Barry

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
Dave Barry

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
Dave Barry

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
Dave Barry
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
Dave Barry

Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.
Dave Barry
Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.
Dave Barry

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