Saturday, September 3, 2011

What Ya got for colateral

The old native American wanted a loan for $500.
 The banker pulled out the loan application,
“What are you going to do with the money?”
“Take jewellery to city and sell it,” was the response.
“What have you got for collateral?”
“Don’t know collateral.”
“Well that’s something of value that would cover the cost of the loan.
Have you got any vehicles?”
“Yes, 1949 Chevy pickup.”
The banker shook his head, “How about livestock?”
“Yes, I have a horse.”
“How old is it?”
“Don’t know, has no teeth.”
Finally the banker decided to make the $500 loan.
Several weeks later the old man was back in the bank.
 He pulled out a roll of bills, “Here to pay.” he said.
He then handed the banker the money to pay his loan off.
“What are you going to do with the rest of that money?”
“Put in tepee.”
“Why don’t you deposit it in my bank,” he asked.
“Don’t know deposit.”
“You put the money in our bank and we take care of it for you.
 When you want to use it you can withdraw it.”
The old Indian leaned across the desk, “What you got for collateral?”

Todays Birthdays

1965 - Charlie Sheen
1942 - Al Jardine
1923 - Mort Walker
1913 - Alan Ladd

1875 - Ferdinand Porsche
 Birthdays on September 3rd


Just got back from a weekend in the Mountains.
What a peaceful and relaxing time.
So, this is my Oldie but Goodie for today

......And today's pic dump

Here's some good cartoons....

Todays words of wisdom come from Oscar Wilde

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.
Oscar Wilde

A man who does not think for himself does not think at all.
Oscar Wilde

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament.
Oscar Wilde

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
Oscar Wilde
Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter.
Oscar Wilde

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.
Oscar Wilde

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