Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Rock Me Gently

Voted best Scottish short joke.....

A bloke walks into a Glasgow library  and says to the prim librarian..
‘ Excuse me miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?’

To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and say,
Bugger off, ye’ll not bring it back!!

And , Todays Pic dump...

Blast from the Past

Birthdays on September 27th

1984 - Avril Lavigne
1972 - Clara Hughes
1972 - Gwyneth Paltrow
1958 - Shaun Cassidy
1913 - Albert Ellis

Some good cartoons 

Today in History

Lead Story
John Adams appointed to negotiate peace terms with British, 1779
American Revolution
Civil War
Cold War
General Interest
Old West
Vietnam War
World War I
World War II

Today's Quotes are from Albert Ellis

Albert Ellis (September 27, 1913 – July 24, 2007) was an American psychologist who in 1955 developed Rational Emotive Behavior Therapy (REBT). He held M.A. and Ph.D. degrees in clinical psychology from Columbia University and American Board of Professional Psychology (ABPP). He also founded and was the president emeritus of the New York City-based Albert Ellis Institute.[1] He is generally considered to be one of the originators of the cognitive revolutionary paradigm shift in psychotherapy and the founder of cognitive-behavioral therapies. Based on a 1982 professional survey of U.S. and Canadian psychologists, he was considered as the second most influential psychotherapist in history (Carl Rogers ranked first in the survey; Sigmund Freud was ranked third).[2] Prior to his death, Psychology Today described him as the “greatest living psychologist.” [3]

Acceptance is not love. You love a person because he or she has lovable traits, but you accept everybody just because they're alive and human.
Albert Ellis
By not caring too much about what people think, I'm able to think for myself and propagate ideas which are very often unpopular. And I succeed.
Albert Ellis  

If something is irrational, that means it won't work. It's usually unrealistic.
Albert Ellis   

People don't just get upset. They contribute to their upsetness.
Albert Ellis  

Rational beliefs bring us closer to getting good results in the real world.
Albert Ellis  

We teach people that they upset themselves. We can't change the past, so we change how people are thinking, feeling and behaving today.
Albert Ellis

You largely constructed your depression. It wasn't given to you. Therefore, you can deconstruct it.
Albert Ellis

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1 comment:

  1. Bacon IN THE pacncakes = AWESOME idea !!! :)