Signs Your Cat May Be Trying To Kill You



Signs Your Cat May Be Trying To Kill You

1. Seems mighty chummy with the dog all of a sudden.
2. He actually *does* have your tongue.
3. You find a stash of "Feline of Fortune" magazines behind the couch.
4. Cyanide pawprints all over the house.
5. You wake up to find a bird's head in your bed.
6. As the wind blows over the grassy knoll in downtown Dallas, you get a faint whiff of catnip.
7. Droppings in litter box spell out "REDRUM."
8. Catch him with a new mohawk looking in the mirror saying, "Mew looking at me? Mew looking at me?"
9. Takes attentive notes every time "Itchy and Scratchy" are on.
10. You find blueprints for a Rube Goldgerg device that starts with a mouse chased into a hole and ends with flaming oil dumped on your bed.
11. Has taken a sudden interest in the wood chipper.
12. Instead of dead birds, leaves cartons of Marlboros on your doorstep.
13. Ball of yarn playfully tied into a hangman's noose.
14. You find a piece of paper labelled "MY WIL" which says "LEEV AWL 2 KAT."
15. Now sharpens claws on your car's brake lines.

Todays Oldie but goodie



Birthdays on September 13th



1980 - Ben Savage
1977 - Fiona Apple
1971 - Goran Ivanisevic
1944 - Jacqueline Bisset
1938 - Judith Martin

Todays pic dump..

These days everyone is upside down on their mortgage

This day in history

Lead Story

Key pens Star-Spangled Banner, 1814

American Revolution

American sympathizer Charles James Fox dies in Britain, 1806

Automotive

Oprah gives away nearly 300 new cars, 2004

Civil War

Union troops discover Rebels' Antietam battle plan, 1862

Cold War

New book says war with Russia is greatest U.S. threat, 1976

Crime

Attica prison riot ends, 1971

Disaster

Devastating storm heads toward Caribbean, 1989

General Interest

Britain victorious on the Plains of Abraham, 1759

Massacre at Attica Prison, 1971

Israel-Palestine peace accord signed, 1993

George Wallace dies, 1998

Hollywood

Law & Order debuts, 1990

Literary

Children's author Roald Dahl is born, 1916

Music

Tupac Shakur dies, 1996

Old West

General Winfield Scott storms the Chapultepec fortress, 1847

Presidential

President Carter attends Willie Nelson concert at White House, 1980

Sports

Bob Feller strikes out 17 at 17, 1936

Vietnam War

British troops arrive to disarm the Japanese, 1945

Attempted coup against Khanh government fails, 1964

Large operation begins in the DMZ, 1968

World War I

Irish nationalist seeks German support, 1914

World War II

Italy invades Egypt, 1940

Cartoon time

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Andy Warhol

I'd asked around 10 or 15 people for suggestions. Finally one lady friend asked the right question, 'Well, what do you love most?' That's how I started painting money.
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They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.
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