An old man and woman were married for many years.
Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be
heard deep into the night.
The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98. His wife had a closed
casket at the funeral.
After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?" The wife said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down. And I know he won't ask for directions."
thanx Wayne
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Morning Pic Dump
Step up to the Plate
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Birthdays on December 12th
1915 - Frank Sinatra
1923 - Og Mandino
1821 - Gustave Flaubert
1863 - Edvard Munch
1940 - Dionne Warwick
1915 - Frank Sinatra
1923 - Og Mandino
1821 - Gustave Flaubert
1863 - Edvard Munch
1940 - Dionne Warwick
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Todays Pic Dump
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Blast from the Past
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Afternoon Funnies
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This day in History
- Da Vinci notebook sells for over 5 million, 1980
- American Revolution
- Pennsylvania ratifies the Constitution, 1787
- Automotive
- GM announces phase-out of Oldsmobile, 2000
- Civil War
- Cherokee leader and Confederate General Stand Watie is born, 1806
- Cold War
- Shultz calls on European allies to increase defense spending, 1987
- Crime
- The Queen of Mean is sentenced to the slammer, 1989
- A young murderer is indicted, 1997
- Disaster
- French soldiers killed in train accident, 1917
- General Interest
- Marconi sends first Atlantic wireless transmission, 1901
- Mona Lisa recovered in Florence, 1913
- Father Flanagan establishes Boys Town, 1917
- USS Panay sunk by Japanese, 1937
- Hollywood
- Hepburn, Tracy and Poitier star in Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner, 1967
- Literary
- Flaubert is born, 1821
- Music
- "Tears Of A Clown" gives Smokey Robinson & The Miracles their first #1 pop hit, finally, 1970
- Old West
- Cattle pioneer Charles Goodnight dies, 1929
- Presidential
- JFK memorial album sets record for sales, 1963
- Sports
- NFL rookie Gale Sayers ties single-game TD record, 1965
- Vietnam War
- Procedural questions cause difficulty at the peace talks, 1968
- Philippine soldiers depart South Vietnam, 1969
- World War I
- Stocks tank as NYSE trading resumes, 1914
- World War II
- United States seizes French liner Normandie, 1941
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