Signs You've Grown Up:

Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.


You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

You watch the Weather Channel.

Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.

Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.

Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

"I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you!!! 

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Birthdays on December 11th

1918 - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
1973 - Mos Def
1958 - Nikki Sixx
1944 - Teri Garr
1943 - John F. Kerry

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Todays Pic Dump

Mans Best Friend

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Blast from the Past

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 Afternoon Funnies

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This Day in History

Edward VIII abdicates, 1936

American Revolution

British delay Washington's march to Valley Forge, 1777

Automotive

NYC authorities jettison plans for expressway across Lower Manhattan, 1962

Civil War

The Federals occupy Fredericksburg, 1862

Cold War

Soviets declare nudity a sign of "western decadence", 1969

Crime

Billionaire conman Bernard Madoff arrested, 2008

Disaster

Toronto endures record snowstorm, 1944

General Interest

UNICEF founded, 1946

Yeltsin orders Russian forces into Chechnya, 1994

Hollywood

Tootsie actress Teri Garr born, 1944

Literary

Alexander Solzhenitsyn is born, 1918

Music

Sam Cooke dies under suspicious circumstances in LA, 1964

Old West

Buffalo Bill Cody makes his first stage appearance, 1872

Presidential

Madison presents trade agreement to Congress, 1815

Sports

Muhammad Ali vs. Trevor Berbick, 1981

Vietnam War

First U.S. helicopters arrive in South Vietnam., 1961

Paratroopers depart South Vietnam, 1969

World War I

Yuan Shih-kai accepts Chinese throne, 1915

World War II

Germany declares war on the United States, 1941

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