Nine-year-old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school.

 "Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his army build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely.

 Then, he radioed headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved." 

 "Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked. "Well, no, Mom. But, if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!" 

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Birthdays on December 10th

 1830 - Emily Dickinson
1824 - George MacDonald
1960 - Kenneth Branagh
1974 - Meg White
1952 - Clive Anderson

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Blast from the Past


 

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Today in History

First Nobel Prizes awarded, 1901

American Revolution

John Jay is elected president of the Continental Congress, 1778

Automotive

Ford builds its 1 millionth car, 1915

Civil War

Sherman arrives in front of Savannah, 1864

Cold War

Soviets arrest dissidents on United Nations Human Rights Day, 1977

Crime

Frank Sinatra Jr. endures a frightening ordeal, 1963

Disaster

Music star dies in Wisconsin plane crash, 1967

General Interest

Treaty of Paris ends Spanish-American War, 1898

Bunche receives Nobel Peace Prize, 1950

Sex scandal involving Arkansas politician, 1974

Hollywood

Mike Myers stars in Wayne's World 2, 1993

Avatar makes its world premiere, 2009

Literary

Emily Dickinson is born, 1830

Music

Soul legend Otis Redding dies in a plane crash near Madison, Wisconsin, 1967

Old West

Wyoming grants women the vote, 1869

Presidential

Wilson awarded Nobel Peace Prize, 1920

Sports

LaDainian Tomlinson breaks single-season touchdown record, 2006

Vietnam War

Calley trial defense begins, 1970

Breakthrough appears near in Paris peace talks, 1972

World War I

Red Cross is awarded Nobel Peace Prize, 1917

World War II

Japan becomes master of the Pacific and South China Sea, 1941

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