Monday, December 17, 2012

Children are quick

TEACHER: Why are you late?
 STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
 TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
 JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables
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 TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
 GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I love this child) ____________________________________________ 
 TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O
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 TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

 GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ 
 TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
 MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, I am.'
 MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
 TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
 TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
 SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
 TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
 CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!) ___________________________________
 TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher
 Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

Morning Pic Dump

Birthdays on December 17th

Todays Pic Dump

Blast from the Past 

Afternoon Funnies


This Day in History

First airplane flies, 1903
American Revolution
France formally recognizes the United States, 1777
Stuntman Stan Barrett breaks the sound barrier, 1979
Civil War
Grant expels Jews from his military district, 1862
Cold War
Yeltsin supporters announce Soviet Union will cease to exist by New Year's Eve, 1991
"Operation Iceman" nabs the culprit, 1986
Circus catches fire in Brazil, 1961
General Interest
U.S. approves end to internment of Japanese Americans, 1944
"Squeaky" Fromme sentenced to life, 1975
Aristide wins Haiti's first free election, 1990
Peruvian rebels seize Japanese ambassador's home, 1996
Kim Jong Il, Leader of North Korea, Dies, 2011
Third and final Lord of the Rings movie opens, 2003
A Christmas Carol is published, 1843
A federal court puts its stamp on hip-hop, 1991
Old West
"Silver Dollar" Tabor born in Denver, 1889
Grant expels Jews from Tennessee, Kentucky and Mississippi, 1862
Terrell Owens makes record-breaking 20 catches, 2000
Vietnam War
Cambodian forces under heavy pressure, 1971
World War I
Ford Madox Ford is born, 1873
World War II
Commander at Pearl Harbor canned, 1941

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