Thursday, December 13, 2012


After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said ... "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 18-year-old girl. Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 68-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 18-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.

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Birthdays on December 13th


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Blast from the Past

Afternoon Funnies


This day in History

Al Gore concedes presidential election, 2000
American Revolution
General Charles Lee leaves his troops for Widow White's tavern, 1776
Seattle's Hat 'n' Boots finds a new home, 2003
Civil War
Rebels repel Yankees at the Battle of Fredericksburg, 1862
Cold War
John S. Service dismissed from State Department, 1951
Texas Seven prison break, 2000
Soldiers perish in avalanche as World War I rages, 1916
General Interest
Drake sets out, 1577
First export of American furs, 1621
Tasman discovers New Zealand, 1642
The Rape of Nanking, 1937
Saddam Hussein captured, 2003
Dick Van Dyke born, 1925
Mystery writer Ross Macdonald is born, 1915
Kenny Rogers' Greatest Hits goes to #1, 1980
Old West
Joseph Walker born in Tennessee, 1798
Wilson arrives in France, 1918
Pistons and Nuggets play record-breaking game, 1983
Vietnam War
Peace negotiations in Paris deadlocked, 1972
North Vietnamese commence attack on Phuoc Long Province, 1974
World War I
President Wilson makes first U.S. presidential trip to Europe, 1918
World War II
Goebbels complains of Italians' treatment of Jews, 1942

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