BLACK & WHITE TV

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said ... "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 18-year-old girl. Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 68-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 18-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.

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Morning Pic Dump

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Birthdays on December 13th

1989 - Taylor Swift
1948 - Ted Nugent
1945 - Herman Cain
1797 - Heinrich Heine
1835 - Phillips Brooks

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Todays Pic Dump

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Blast from the Past

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Afternoon Funnies

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This day in History

Al Gore concedes presidential election, 2000

American Revolution

General Charles Lee leaves his troops for Widow White's tavern, 1776

Automotive

Seattle's Hat 'n' Boots finds a new home, 2003

Civil War

Rebels repel Yankees at the Battle of Fredericksburg, 1862

Cold War

John S. Service dismissed from State Department, 1951

Crime

Texas Seven prison break, 2000

Disaster

Soldiers perish in avalanche as World War I rages, 1916

General Interest

Drake sets out, 1577

First export of American furs, 1621

Tasman discovers New Zealand, 1642

The Rape of Nanking, 1937

Saddam Hussein captured, 2003

Hollywood

Dick Van Dyke born, 1925

Literary

Mystery writer Ross Macdonald is born, 1915

Music

Kenny Rogers' Greatest Hits goes to #1, 1980

Old West

Joseph Walker born in Tennessee, 1798

Presidential

Wilson arrives in France, 1918

Sports

Pistons and Nuggets play record-breaking game, 1983

Vietnam War

Peace negotiations in Paris deadlocked, 1972

North Vietnamese commence attack on Phuoc Long Province, 1974

World War I

President Wilson makes first U.S. presidential trip to Europe, 1918

World War II

Goebbels complains of Italians' treatment of Jews, 1942

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