Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line?
Here's what happened to Kevin:
Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Kevin said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Kevin what he had...
Kevin said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Kevin to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Kevin what he had. Kevin said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Kevin a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Kevin to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and found Kevin sitting patiently in the nude and asked Kevin what he had.
Kevin said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'
Kevin said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'
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Morning Pic Dump
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Birthdays on December 18th
1956 - Ron White
1943 - Keith Richards
1947 - Steven Spielberg
1963 - Brad Pitt
1980 - Christina Aguilera
1943 - Keith Richards
1947 - Steven Spielberg
1963 - Brad Pitt
1980 - Christina Aguilera
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Todays Pic Dump
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| If it fits, it ships |
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| It's the kids who suffer |
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Blast from the Past
Blast from the Past
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Afternoon Funnies
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This day in History
- Mayflower docks at Plymouth Harbor, 1620
- American Revolution
- States give thanks, 1777
- Automotive
- "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" opens in New York, 1968
- Civil War
- Rebles rout Yankees in western Tennessee, 1862
- Cold War
- Nixon announces start of "Christmas Bombing" of North Vietnam, 1972
- Crime
- The death of Molly-ism, 1878
- Disaster
- Power plant burns in Venezuela, 1982
- General Interest
- Slavery abolished in America, 1865
- Piltdown Man discovered, 1912
- Hollywood
- Director Steven Spielberg born, 1946
- Literary
- Short story writer H.H. Munro is born in Burma, 1870
- Music
- The Tokens earn a #1 hit with "The Lion Sleeps Tonight", 1961
- Old West
- Wetherill and Mason discover Mesa Verde, 1888
- Presidential
- Woodrow Wilson marries Edith Bolling Galt, 1915
- Sports
- Ty Cobb is born, 1886
- Vietnam War
- Nixon orders the initiation of Operation Linebacker II, 1972
- World War I
- Battle of Verdun ends, 1916
- World War II
- Japan invades Hong Kong, 1941
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