Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Kevin had shingles.

Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line?
Here's what happened to Kevin:

Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Kevin said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Kevin what he had...
Kevin said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Kevin to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Kevin what he had. Kevin said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Kevin a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Kevin to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and found Kevin sitting patiently in the nude and asked Kevin what he had.

Kevin said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'
Kevin said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'


Morning Pic Dump

Birthdays on December 18th


Todays Pic Dump

If it fits, it ships

It's the kids who suffer

Blast from the Past


Afternoon Funnies


This day in History

Mayflower docks at Plymouth Harbor, 1620
American Revolution
States give thanks, 1777
"Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" opens in New York, 1968
Civil War
Rebles rout Yankees in western Tennessee, 1862
Cold War
Nixon announces start of "Christmas Bombing" of North Vietnam, 1972
The death of Molly-ism, 1878
Power plant burns in Venezuela, 1982
General Interest
Slavery abolished in America, 1865
Piltdown Man discovered, 1912
Director Steven Spielberg born, 1946
Short story writer H.H. Munro is born in Burma, 1870
The Tokens earn a #1 hit with "The Lion Sleeps Tonight", 1961
Old West
Wetherill and Mason discover Mesa Verde, 1888
Woodrow Wilson marries Edith Bolling Galt, 1915
Ty Cobb is born, 1886
Vietnam War
Nixon orders the initiation of Operation Linebacker II, 1972
World War I
Battle of Verdun ends, 1916
World War II
Japan invades Hong Kong, 1941

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