After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right. A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left. Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.
A nephew who arrived late came running up to Grandma and said, "Hi Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?" Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew, "They won't let me fart."
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Birthdays on December 3rd
1930 - Jean-Luc Godard
1948 - Ozzy Osbourne
1857 - Joseph Conrad
1968 - Brendan Fraser
1985 - Amanda Seyfried
1948 - Ozzy Osbourne
1857 - Joseph Conrad
1968 - Brendan Fraser
1985 - Amanda Seyfried
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This day in History
- A Streetcar Named Desire opens on Broadway, 1947
- American Revolution
- Washington arrives at the banks of the Delaware, 1776
- Automotive
- Last AMC Pacer rolls off assembly line, 1979
- Civil War
- Union General George McClellan is born, 1826
- Cold War
- Bush and Gorbachev suggest Cold War is coming to an end, 1989
- Crime
- The clothes make the man . . . guilty, 1989
- Disaster
- Explosion kills 2,000 at pesticide plant, 1984
- General Interest
- First Balkan War ends, 1912
- First human heart transplant, 1967
- The Bhopal-Union Carbide disaster, 1984
- Hollywood
- Heavy-metal legend Ozzy Osbourne born, 1948
- Literary
- Joseph Conrad's birthday, 1857
- Music
- Eleven people killed in a stampede outside Who concert in Cincinnati, Ohio, 1979
- Old West
- Illinois becomes the 21st state, 1818
- Presidential
- Lincoln reaches legal milestone, 1839
- Sports
- Indian field hockey gold medalist Dhyan Chand dies, 1979
- Vietnam War
- Report maintains that Viet Cong are prepared for a long war, 1962
- Memorandum outlines terms for bombing halt, 1965
- World War I
- Nivelle replaces Joffre as French commander, 1916
- World War II
- Civil war breaks out in Athens, 1944
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