Friday, November 30, 2012

Office Holiday Memo

To: All Employees
From: Management 

Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season
Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and Leisure Industry Council). 

1. Running aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel is discouraged. 

2. Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden (it runs up an incredible long distance bill) 

3. Work requests are not to be filed under "Bah humbug." 

4. Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and through the woods to Grandma's house. 

5. All fruitcake is to be eaten BEFORE July 25. 

6. Egg nog will NOT be dispensed in vending machines. 

In spite of all this, the staff is encouraged to have a Happy Holiday.
Morning Pic Dump

Birthdays on November 30th
 1835 - Mark Twain
1874 - Winston Churchill
1667 - Jonathan Swift
1947 - David Mamet
1978 - Clay Aiken

Todays Pic Dump 


Blast from the Past


Afternoon Funnies


Today in History

Folies Bergere stage first revue, 1886
American Revolution
Howe brothers offer amnesty, 1776
Unsafe at Any Speed hits bookstores, 1965
Civil War
Rebels are defeated at the Battle of Franklin, 1864
Cold War
The United States and U.S.S.R. open talks to reduce intermediate-range nuclear forces, 1981
"America's First Female Serial Killer" strikes, 1989
Achille Lauro sinks near Somalia, 1994
General Interest
Winston Churchill born, 1874
Meteorite strikes Alabama woman, 1954
Brady Bill signed into law, 1993
Jeopardy! contestant's record winning streak ends, 2004
Mark Twain is born, 1835
Elton John's Greatest Hits hits #1, 1974
Old West
Harvey "Kid Curry" Logan sentenced, 1902
Truman refuses to rule out atomic weapons, 1950
Football coach Bill Walsh is born, 1931
Vietnam War
McNamara warns Johnson that communists are gaining strength in South Vietnam, 1965
South Vietnamese draft articles for new constitution, 1966
McCarthy to enter Democratic presidential primary, 1967
White House announces no full withdrawal until final truce agreement signed, 1972
World War I
German foreign minister celebrates revolution in Russia, 1917
World War II
USSR attacks Finland, 1939

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