Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Headlines 2029 AD

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally . . scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 300 lbs.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Florida Voters still don't know how to use a voting machine 
Morning Pic Dump


Birthdays on November 6th
 1926 - Zig Ziglar
1880 - Robert Musil
1946 - Sally Field
1988 - Emma Stone
1854 - John Philip Sousa


Todays Pic Dump


Blas tfrom the Past

Afternoon Funnies



This day in History
Lead Story
U.N. condemns apartheid, 1962
American Revolution
John Carroll named first Catholic bishop in U.S., 1789
President Clinton designates "Automobile National Heritage Area" in Detroit, 1998
Civil War
Jefferson Davis elected president of the Confederacy, 1861
Cold War
Renowned Soviet dissident Andrei Sakharov visits United States, 1988
A woman ices her husband with anti-freeze, 1982
Dam gives way in Georgia, 1977
General Interest
Abraham Lincoln elected president, 1860
Canadians take Passchendaele, 1917
Bolsheviks revolt in Russia, 1917
Downey stars in Less Than Zero, 1987
Playwright Thomas Kyd is baptized, 1558
John Philip Sousa is born, 1854
Old West
Cabeza de Vaca discovers Texas, 1528
Teddy Roosevelt travels to Panama, 1906
Art Modell announces Browns are moving to Baltimore, 1995
Vietnam War
General Minh takes over leadership of South Vietnam, 1963
South Vietnamese forces attack into Cambodia, 1970
World War I
British victory at Passchendaele , 1917
World War II
Stalin celebrates the Revolution's anniversary, 1941
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