Thursday, November 1, 2012

Nuns in Transylvania

Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.
"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"
"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen.
Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the Nuns....
"What shall I do now?" she shouts....
"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen.
Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer....
Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the Nuns....
"Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine.
"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.
"Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine.
She opens the window and shouts, "Get the hell off the car!"


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McClellan replaces Scott as Union army head, 1861
Cold War
United States tests first hydrogen bomb, 1952
An assassination attempt threatens President Harry S. Truman, 1950
Earthquake takes heavy toll on Lisbon, 1755
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Legendary western lawman is murdered, 1924
John Adams moves into White House, 1800
Jacques Plante is the first goalie to wear a facemask, 1959
Vietnam War
Military and political situation in South Vietnam deteriorates, 1964
Two new programs initiated in South Vietnam, 1968
World War I
The Battle of Coronel, 1914
World War II
FDR puts Coast Guard under control of the Navy, 1941


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