Wednesday, November 14, 2012

How to cook a turkey in 20 easy steps

Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out


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Today in History

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American Revolution
Benjamin Franklin takes sides, 1776
Last day for Texas' celebrated drive-in Pig Stands, 2006
Civil War
Lincoln approves Burnside's plan to capture Richmond, 1862
Cold War
United States gives military and economic aid to communist Yugoslavia, 1951
Ivan Boesky confesses to illegal stock trading activity, 1986
Volcano erupts in Colombia and buries nearby towns, 1985
General Interest
Apollo 12 lifts off, 1969
Walesa released from jail, 1982
Cary Grant stars in Hitchcock’s Suspicion, 1941
Moby-Dick is published, 1851
American classical composer Aaron Copland is born in Brooklyn, New York, 1900
Old West
Franklin Leslie kills Billy "The Kid" Claiborne, 1882
Kennedy publishes article on television and American politics, 1959
Plane crash devastates Marshall University, 1970
Vietnam War
Major battle erupts in the Ia Drang Valley, 1965
Marine general killed in Vietnam, 1967
Nixon promises Thieu that U.S. will continue to support South Vietnam, 1972
World War I
Ottoman Empire declares a holy war, 1914
World War II
Germans bomb Coventry, 1940

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