Dear Abby

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus.

My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas.

I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a part time "working girl".

All things considered, my problem is this: I love my fiancé' and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barrack O Bama for President?

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation 

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Birthdays on November 2nd

 1755 - Marie Antoinette
1734 - Daniel Boone
1795 - James K. Polk
1913 - Burt Lancaster
1971 - Ricky Martin

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Afternoon Funnies

McDonalds needs to accommodate according to Customers size

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Today in History

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Civil War

Union leader Fremont is removed from the Western Department, 1861

Cold War

Ngo Dinh Diem assassinated in South Vietnam, 1963

Crime

A nurse's aide gets life imprisonment, 1989

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General Interest

Britain supports creation of Jewish homeland, 1917

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Hollywood

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Literary

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Music

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Old West

XIT Ranch sells its last head of cattle, 1912

Presidential

James Polk is born, 1795

Warren G. Harding is born, 1865

Sports

Grete Waitz wins her eighth NYC marathon, 1986

Vietnam War

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Johnson meets with "the Wise Men", 1967

World War I

The Balfour Declaration , 1917

World War II

British launch Operation Supercharge, 1942

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