Monday, November 19, 2012

Thanksgiving Humor

If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?

Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.

Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
Because they never learned good table manners!

What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble, hubble.

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.

Hey! It's Thanksgiving! - ThanksGiving Joke Card

 Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam.

Why did they let the turkey join the band?

Because he had the drumsticks

What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?

He had an arrow escape.

Thanksgiving Stuffed With Fun... - ThanksGiving Joke Card

Morning Pic Dump



Birthdays on November 19th
1909 - Peter Drucker
1917 - Indira Gandhi
1935 - Jack Welch
1936 - Dick Cavett
1942 - Calvin Klein


Todays Pic Dump


Afternoon Funnies


Today in History

Lead Story
Lincoln delivers Gettysburg Address, 1863
American Revolution
Congress pleads for soldiers, 1776
Chevy Cavalier heads to Japan, 1993
Civil War
President Lincoln gives his Gettysburg Address, 1863
Cold War
Reagan and Gorbachev hold their first summit meeting, 1985
Patty Hearst out on bail, 1976
Thousands perish in St. Petersburg flood, 1824
General Interest
Soviet counterattack at Stalingrad, 1942
Pele scores 1,000th goal, 1969
Sadat visits Israel, 1977
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest debuts, 1975
Poet and critic Allen Tate is born, 1899
An arrest warrant is issued for Michael Jackson, 2003
Old West
Shane author Jack Schaefer is born, 1907
James A. Garfield is born, 1831
Notre Dame and MSU play to a classic tie, 1966
Vietnam War
Chaplain Charles Watters receives Medal of Honor, 1967
Cambodians appeal for help, 1971
World War I
British pilot makes heroic rescue , 1915
World War II
Hitler urges Spain to grab Gibraltar, 1940


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