Thanksgiving Humor

If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!

Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.

Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
Because they never learned good table manners!

What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble, hubble.

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.

 Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam.

Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks

What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
He had an arrow escape.


                                                  

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Morning Pic Dump

 

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Birthdays on November 19th

1909 - Peter Drucker
1917 - Indira Gandhi
1935 - Jack Welch
1936 - Dick Cavett
1942 - Calvin Klein

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Todays Pic Dump

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Afternoon Funnies

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Today in History

Lead Story

Lincoln delivers Gettysburg Address, 1863

American Revolution

Congress pleads for soldiers, 1776

Automotive

Chevy Cavalier heads to Japan, 1993

Civil War

President Lincoln gives his Gettysburg Address, 1863

Cold War

Reagan and Gorbachev hold their first summit meeting, 1985

Crime

Patty Hearst out on bail, 1976

Disaster

Thousands perish in St. Petersburg flood, 1824

General Interest

Soviet counterattack at Stalingrad, 1942

Pele scores 1,000th goal, 1969

Sadat visits Israel, 1977

Hollywood

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest debuts, 1975

Literary

Poet and critic Allen Tate is born, 1899

Music

An arrest warrant is issued for Michael Jackson, 2003

Old West

Shane author Jack Schaefer is born, 1907

Presidential

James A. Garfield is born, 1831

Sports

Notre Dame and MSU play to a classic tie, 1966

Vietnam War

Chaplain Charles Watters receives Medal of Honor, 1967

Cambodians appeal for help, 1971

World War I

British pilot makes heroic rescue , 1915

World War II

Hitler urges Spain to grab Gibraltar, 1940

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