Choose the Right One

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A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."

The mother agrees.

The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."

She immediately replies, "The one in the middle."

"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"

"I don't like her."

Source: Funny Clean Jokes

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Morning Pic Dump

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Birthdays on November 28th
1757 - William Blake
1962 - Jon Stewart
1944 - Rita Mae Brown
1967 - Anna Nicole Smith
1908 - Claude Levi-Strauss9

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Todays Pic Dump

They say nothing is impossible

I do nothing all day- Winnie the Pooh

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Blast from the Past

 

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Afternoon Funnies

 

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This Day in History

Magellan reaches the Pacific, 1520

American Revolution

John Adams replaces Silas Deane, 1777

Automotive

Duryea Motor Wagon wins first car race in U.S., 1895

Civil War

North and South skirmish at the Battle of Cane Hill, 1862

Cold War

Czechoslovakian Communist Party gives up monopoly on political power, 1989

Crime

A media controversy ignites over the case of Tawana Brawley, 1987

Disaster

Plane crashes over Antarctica, 1979

General Interest

Lady Astor becomes MP, 1919

Jeffrey Dahmer murdered in prison, 1994

Hollywood

Talk-show host and comedian Jon Stewart born, 1962

Literary

William Shakespeare marries Anne Hathaway, 1582

Music

The Shangri-Las score a #1 hit with "Leader Of The Pack", 1964

Old West

The Grand Ole Opry begins broadcasting, 1925

Presidential

FDR attends Tehran Conference, 1943

Sports

Frank Duryea wins first U.S. horseless-carriage race, 1895

Vietnam War

Johnson advised to bomb North Vietnam, 1964

The Philippines agrees to send troops to South Vietnam, 1965

World War I

New York Stock Exchange resumes bond trading , 1914

World War II

Enrico Fermi, architect of the nuclear age, dies, 1954

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