Thursday, November 15, 2012

Turkey Riddles

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Why do Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up?
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What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!
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What is the Turkey's favorite black tie celebration?
The Butter Ball
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How does a Turkey drink her wine?
In a gobble-let
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How many turkeys does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Did you hear about the X-rated turkey? 
It's served with very little dressing.
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What do you get when you cross a turkey, the beach, and Broomhilda?
A turkey sand-witch
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What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to?
Plymouth Rock!
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Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? 
The outside!
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Why do turkeys eat so little?
Because they are always stuffed!
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What did the turkey do in the Thanksgiving Day Parade? 
He played his drumsticks!
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Blast from the Past

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Today in History
First stock ticker debuts, 1867
American Revolution
Articles of Confederation adopted, 1777
Craig Breedlove sets new land-speed record, 1965
Civil War
Sherman's March to the Sea begins, 1864
Cold War
Nikita Khrushchev challenges United States to a missile "shooting match", 1957
Accused of rape, James Montgomery's struggle for justice begins, 1923
Plane crashes into Sri Lankan plantation, 1978
General Interest
Brazil's last emperor deposed, 1889
Erwin Rommel is born, 1891
Baby Fae dies, 1984
Elvis makes movie debut in Love Me Tender, 1956
Final installment of A Tale of Two Cities is published, 1859
Leonard Bernstein's Philharmonic debut makes front-page news, 1943
Old West
Zebulon Pike spots an imposing mountain, 1806
President Carter hosts shah of Iran, 1977
Craig Breedlove sets new land-speed record, 1965
Vietnam War
Chairman of the Joint Chiefs heckled at university, 1966
Second moratorium against the war held, 1969
World War I
Georges Clemenceau named French prime minister, 1917
World War II
Himmler orders Gypsies to concentration camps, 1943


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