Why do Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up?
'Cause they wear their belts on their hats!
What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!
What is the Turkey's
favorite black tie celebration?
The Butter Ball
How does a Turkey drink her
wine?
In a gobble-let
How many turkeys does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one but it takes 5 hours
Did you hear about the
X-rated turkey?
It's served with very little dressing.
What do you get when you cross a turkey, the beach, and Broomhilda?A turkey sand-witch
What kind of music did
Pilgrims listen to?
Plymouth Rock!
Which side of the turkey has
the most feathers?
The outside!
Why do turkeys eat so
little?
Because they are always stuffed!
What did the turkey do in the Thanksgiving Day Parade?
He played his drumsticks!
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Morning Pic Dump
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| An Aussies point of View |
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Birthdays on November 15th
1881 - Franklin P. Adams
1887 - Georgia O'Keeffe
1906 - Curtis LeMay
1882 - Felix Frankfurter
1741 - Johann Kaspar Lavater
1887 - Georgia O'Keeffe
1906 - Curtis LeMay
1882 - Felix Frankfurter
1741 - Johann Kaspar Lavater
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Blast from the Past
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Todays Funnies
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Today in History
- First stock ticker debuts, 1867
- American Revolution
- Articles of Confederation adopted, 1777
- Automotive
- Craig Breedlove sets new land-speed record, 1965
- Civil War
- Sherman's March to the Sea begins, 1864
- Cold War
- Nikita Khrushchev challenges United States to a missile "shooting match", 1957
- Crime
- Accused of rape, James Montgomery's struggle for justice begins, 1923
- Disaster
- Plane crashes into Sri Lankan plantation, 1978
- General Interest
- Brazil's last emperor deposed, 1889
- Erwin Rommel is born, 1891
- Baby Fae dies, 1984
- Hollywood
- Elvis makes movie debut in Love Me Tender, 1956
- Literary
- Final installment of A Tale of Two Cities is published, 1859
- Music
- Leonard Bernstein's Philharmonic debut makes front-page news, 1943
- Old West
- Zebulon Pike spots an imposing mountain, 1806
- Presidential
- President Carter hosts shah of Iran, 1977
- Sports
- Craig Breedlove sets new land-speed record, 1965
- Vietnam War
- Chairman of the Joint Chiefs heckled at university, 1966
- Second moratorium against the war held, 1969
- World War I
- Georges Clemenceau named French prime minister, 1917
- World War II
- Himmler orders Gypsies to concentration camps, 1943
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