An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The
bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up
to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time;
same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and
maybe that will sober him up.
Once outside he stood
up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to crawl the 4 blocks to his
home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on
his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he
reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed
to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and is
sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow. He was awakened the
next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "So, you've been
out drinking again!!"
"What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on an innocent look.
"The pub called. You left your wheelchair there again."
"What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on an innocent look.
"The pub called. You left your wheelchair there again."
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Morning Pic Dump
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Birthdays on March 13th
1834 - Augustus Hare
1908 - Walter Annenberg
1950 - William H. Macy
1976 - Danny Masterson
1950 - Charles Krauthammer
1908 - Walter Annenberg
1950 - William H. Macy
1976 - Danny Masterson
1950 - Charles Krauthammer
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Todays Pic Dump
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Blast from the Past
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Afternoon Funnies
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This day in History
- Lead Story
- U.S. Army launches K-9 Corps, 1942
- American Revolution
- Unitarian Joseph Priestley is born in Yorkshire, 1733
- Automotive
- "The Love Bug" opens in theaters, 1969
- Civil War
- Confederacy approves black soldiers, 1865
- Cold War
- Kennedy proposes Alliance for Progress, 1961
- Crime
- Black magic, voodoo, and murder occurs at Rancho Santa Elena, 1989
- Disaster
- Quake rocks Turkey, 1992
- General Interest
- William Hershel discovers Uranus, 1781
- Impeachment trial of Andrew Johnson begins, 1868
- Czar Alexander II assassinated, 1881
- Tragedy at Dunblane, 1996
- Hollywood
- Disney names Robert Iger as new chief executive, 2005
- Literary
- Henrik Ibsen's play Ghosts opens in London, 1891
- Music
- Eric Clapton leaves the Yardbirds, 1965
- Old West
- Houston retreats from Santa Anna's army, 1836
- Presidential
- Senate hears impeachment charges against Andrew Johnson, 1868
- Sports
- Johan Santana born, 1979
- Vietnam War
- Viet Minh attack French garrison, 1954
- Ban Me Thuot falls, 1975
- World War I
- Battle of Neuve Chapelle ends, 1915
- World War II
- London suspends travel between Ireland and Britain, 1944
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