Wednesday, March 13, 2013

An Irishman*

An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night.  The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.
Once outside he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to crawl the 4 blocks to his home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on his face.  He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.   He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "So, you've been out drinking again!!"
     "What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on an innocent look.
     "The pub called. You left your wheelchair there again."  

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This day in History

Lead Story
U.S. Army launches K-9 Corps, 1942
American Revolution
Unitarian Joseph Priestley is born in Yorkshire, 1733
"The Love Bug" opens in theaters, 1969
Civil War
Confederacy approves black soldiers, 1865
Cold War
Kennedy proposes Alliance for Progress, 1961
Black magic, voodoo, and murder occurs at Rancho Santa Elena, 1989
Quake rocks Turkey, 1992
General Interest
William Hershel discovers Uranus, 1781
Impeachment trial of Andrew Johnson begins, 1868
Czar Alexander II assassinated, 1881
Tragedy at Dunblane, 1996
Disney names Robert Iger as new chief executive, 2005
Henrik Ibsen's play Ghosts opens in London, 1891
Eric Clapton leaves the Yardbirds, 1965
Old West
Houston retreats from Santa Anna's army, 1836
Senate hears impeachment charges against Andrew Johnson, 1868
Johan Santana born, 1979
Vietnam War
Viet Minh attack French garrison, 1954
Ban Me Thuot falls, 1975
World War I
Battle of Neuve Chapelle ends, 1915
World War II
London suspends travel between Ireland and Britain, 1944


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