Don't Mess With Old People

Harold was an old man. He was sick and in the hospital. There was one young nurse that just drove him crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to him like he was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, "And how are we doing this morning, or are we ready for a bath, or are we hungry?"

Old Harold had had enough of this particular nurse. One day, Old Harold had breakfast, pulled the juice off the tray, and put it on his bed side stand. He had been given a urine bottle to fill for testing. The juice was apple juice. So .. you know where the juice went!

The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it. "My, but it seems we are a little cloudy today .." At this, Old Harold snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, "Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time."

The nurse fainted ...! Old Harold just smiled!

DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE!!!! 

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Morning Pic Dump

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Birthdays on March 1st

1987 - Kesha
1994 - Justin Bieber
1969 - Javier Bardem
1944 - Roger Daltrey
1942 - Lou Gerstner

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Todays Pic Dump

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Blast from the Past

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Afternoon Funnies

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This day in History

Lead Story

Lindbergh baby kidnapped, 1932

American Revolution

Articles of Confederation are ratified, 1781

Automotive

Honda unveils new Civic, 2005

Civil War

Lincoln nominates Grant for lieutenant general, 1864

Cold War

Kennedy establishes Peace Corps, 1961

Crime

The Lindbergh baby is kidnapped, 1932

Disaster

Trains buried by avalanche, 1910

General Interest

Salem Witch Hunt begins, 1692

Puerto Rican nationalists wound five representatives, 1954

Peace Corps established, 1961

Soviet probe crashes into Venus, 1966

Hollywood

Richard Zanuck and David Brown join Warner Brothers, 1971

Literary

E.M. Forster takes a passage to India, 1921

Music

James Taylor makes the cover of Time magazine, 1971

Old West

Yellowstone Park established, 1872

Sports

Mickey Mantle retires, 1969

Vietnam War

U.S. informs South Vietnam of intent to send Marines, 1965

Clifford replaces McNamara, 1968

Bomb explodes in Capitol building, 1971

World War I

Zimmermann Telegram published in United States, 1917

World War II

Bulgaria joins the Axis, 1941

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