Friday, March 1, 2013

Don't Mess With Old People

Harold was an old man. He was sick and in the hospital. There was one young nurse that just drove him crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to him like he was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, "And how are we doing this morning, or are we ready for a bath, or are we hungry?"

Old Harold had had enough of this particular nurse. One day, Old Harold had breakfast, pulled the juice off the tray, and put it on his bed side stand. He had been given a urine bottle to fill for testing. The juice was apple juice. So .. you know where the juice went!

The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it. "My, but it seems we are a little cloudy today .." At this, Old Harold snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, "Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time."

The nurse fainted ...! Old Harold just smiled!


Morning Pic Dump


Birthdays on March 1st
1987 - Kesha
1994 - Justin Bieber
1969 - Javier Bardem
1944 - Roger Daltrey
1942 - Lou Gerstner


Todays Pic Dump

Blast from the Past

Afternoon Funnies


This day in History
Lead Story
Lindbergh baby kidnapped, 1932
American Revolution
Articles of Confederation are ratified, 1781
Honda unveils new Civic, 2005
Civil War
Lincoln nominates Grant for lieutenant general, 1864
Cold War
Kennedy establishes Peace Corps, 1961
The Lindbergh baby is kidnapped, 1932
Trains buried by avalanche, 1910
General Interest
Salem Witch Hunt begins, 1692
Puerto Rican nationalists wound five representatives, 1954
Peace Corps established, 1961
Soviet probe crashes into Venus, 1966
Richard Zanuck and David Brown join Warner Brothers, 1971
E.M. Forster takes a passage to India, 1921
James Taylor makes the cover of Time magazine, 1971
Old West
Yellowstone Park established, 1872
Mickey Mantle retires, 1969
Vietnam War
U.S. informs South Vietnam of intent to send Marines, 1965
Clifford replaces McNamara, 1968
Bomb explodes in Capitol building, 1971
World War I
Zimmermann Telegram published in United States, 1917
World War II
Bulgaria joins the Axis, 1941


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