Monday, March 4, 2013

Honeymoon in the WaterGate Hotel

A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel.
The new bride is concerned and asked, 
"What if the place is still bugged?"
The groom says 
"Hmm... Good point. I'll look for a bug."
He looks behind the drapes, behind the pictures, under the rug .
 . ."AHA!" he shouts!
Sure enough, under the rug was a small disc shaped plate, 
with four screws.
 He gets his Swiss army knife, unscrews the screws, 
throws them and the plate out the window.
The next morning, the hotel manager asks the newlyweds 
"How was your room? 
How was the service?
 How was your stay at the Watergate Hotel?"
Curious, the groom says,
 "And why, sir, are you asking me all of these questions?"
The hotel manager answers 
"Well, the room UNDER yours complained 
of the chandelier falling on them!"
Morning Pic dump

Birthdays on March 4th 
  1927 - Robert Orben
1950 - Rick Perry
1888 - Knute Rockne
1967 - Tim Vine
1958 - Patricia Heaton

Todays Pic Dump

Blast from the Past
Afternoon Funnies

Killer  sneeze

This day in History

Lead Story
FDR inaugurated, 1933
American Revolution
American forces occupy Dorchester Heights, 1776
Scottish racing legend Jim Clark born, 1936
Civil War
Lincoln sworn in for first presidential term, 1861
Cold War
Dulles asks for action against communism, 1954
The head of Murder, Inc. is executed, 1944
Martha Stewart is released from prison, 2005
DC-7 crashes in Cameroon swamp, 1962
General Interest
Government under the U.S. Constitution begins, 1789
John Candy dies, 1995
Ernest Hemingway finishes The Old Man and the Sea, 1952
Kite Runner author Khaled Hosseini is born, 1965
John Lennon sparks his first major controversy, 1966
Old West
Founder of Chisholm Trail dies, 1868
Jackson holds "open house" at the White House, 1829
Ronald Reagan and Nancy Davis marry, 1952
Knute Rockne born, 1888
Vietnam War
Task Force sends memo to the president, 1968
World War I
Woodrow Wilson's first inaugural address, 1913
World War II
Britain launches Operation Claymore, 1941
Eighth Air Force bombs Berlin, 1944

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