Honeymoon in the WaterGate Hotel

A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel.

The new bride is concerned and asked, 

"What if the place is still bugged?"

The groom says 

"Hmm... Good point. I'll look for a bug."

He looks behind the drapes, behind the pictures, under the rug .

 . ."AHA!" he shouts!

Sure enough, under the rug was a small disc shaped plate, 

with four screws.

 He gets his Swiss army knife, unscrews the screws, 

throws them and the plate out the window.

The next morning, the hotel manager asks the newlyweds 

"How was your room? 

How was the service?

 How was your stay at the Watergate Hotel?"

Curious, the groom says,

 "And why, sir, are you asking me all of these questions?"

The hotel manager answers 

"Well, the room UNDER yours complained 

of the chandelier falling on them!"

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Morning Pic dump

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Birthdays on March 4th 
  1927 - Robert Orben
1950 - Rick Perry
1888 - Knute Rockne
1967 - Tim Vine
1958 - Patricia Heaton
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Todays Pic Dump

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Blast from the Past

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Afternoon Funnies

Killer  sneeze

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This day in History

Lead Story

FDR inaugurated, 1933

American Revolution

American forces occupy Dorchester Heights, 1776

Automotive

Scottish racing legend Jim Clark born, 1936

Civil War

Lincoln sworn in for first presidential term, 1861

Cold War

Dulles asks for action against communism, 1954

Crime

The head of Murder, Inc. is executed, 1944

Martha Stewart is released from prison, 2005

Disaster

DC-7 crashes in Cameroon swamp, 1962

General Interest

Government under the U.S. Constitution begins, 1789

Hollywood

John Candy dies, 1995

Literary

Ernest Hemingway finishes The Old Man and the Sea, 1952

Kite Runner author Khaled Hosseini is born, 1965

Music

John Lennon sparks his first major controversy, 1966

Old West

Founder of Chisholm Trail dies, 1868

Presidential

Jackson holds "open house" at the White House, 1829

Ronald Reagan and Nancy Davis marry, 1952

Sports

Knute Rockne born, 1888

Vietnam War

Task Force sends memo to the president, 1968

World War I

Woodrow Wilson's first inaugural address, 1913

World War II

Britain launches Operation Claymore, 1941

Eighth Air Force bombs Berlin, 1944

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