The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies.
"Put them back, we can't afford them" demands the wife, and so they
carry on shopping. A few aisles farther on along the woman picks up a
$20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket..
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.
"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price."
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Morning Pic Dump
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| Description of California |
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| It's called a 'barka" |
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Blast from the Past
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Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus
through Holland.
As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led
them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was
used.
She showed the group a lovely hillside where many
goats were grazing.
'These' she explained, 'Are the older goats put out
to pasture when they no longer produce.'
She then asked, 'What do you do in America with your
old goats?'
A spry old gentleman answered, 'They send us on bus
tours!
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Birthdays on March 19th
1860 - William Jennings Bryan
1891 - Earl Warren
1921 - Tommy Cooper
1888 - Josef Albers
1748 - Elias Hicks
1891 - Earl Warren
1921 - Tommy Cooper
1888 - Josef Albers
1748 - Elias Hicks
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Todays Pic Dump
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| You only had one job....... |
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Tim decided to tie the
knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening,
after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf clubs for his Saturday game.
His wife was standing
at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she
finally speaks.
Honey, I've been
thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit playing so much
golf.
Maybe you should sell your
clubs and cancel your membership at the golf club.
Tim gets this horrified
look on his face.
She says,
"Darling, what's wrong?"
”There for a minute you
were sounding like my ex-wife.”
"Ex wife!",
she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
”I wasn't “
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Afternoon Funnies
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This day in History
- Lead Story
- War in Iraq begins, 2003
- American Revolution
- Thomas McKean is born, 1734
- Automotive
- Maverick auto exec John DeLorean dies, 2005
- Civil War
- Rebels fail to stop Yankees at the Battle of Bentonville, 1865
- Cold War
- East Germany approves new constitution, 1949
- Crime
- Bodies found in Yosemite serial killer case, 1999
- Disaster
- Peruvian town wiped out, 1971
- General Interest
- First U.S. air combat mission begins, 1916
- Nevada legalizes gambling, 1931
- DeMille wins Oscar, 1953
- Hollywood
- First Academy Awards telecast on NBC, 1953
- Literary
- Balzac botches a publicity stunt, 1842
- Music
- Elvis Presley puts a down payment on Graceland, 1957
- Old West
- Artist Charlie Russell born, 1864
- Presidential
- Bush announces the launch of Operation Iraqi Freedom, 2003
- Sports
- Texas Western defeats Kentucky in NCAA finals, 1966
- Vietnam War
- Seoul agrees to send additional troops, 1966
- National emergency declared in Cambodia, 1970
- World War I
- First U.S. air-combat mission begins, 1916
- World War II
- General Fromm executed for plot against Hitler, 1945
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