Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Husband down in Aisle 5

 A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket.
 The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

 "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.

 "They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies.

 "Put them back, we can't afford them" demands the wife, and so they
 carry on shopping. A few aisles farther on along the woman picks up a
 $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket..

 "What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.

 "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.

 Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price."

Morning Pic Dump

Description of California

It's called a 'barka"

Blast from the Past



Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland.
As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used.
She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing.
'These' she explained, 'Are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.'
She then asked, 'What do you do in America with your old goats?'
A spry old gentleman answered, 'They send us on bus tours!

Birthdays on March 19th


Todays Pic Dump


You only had one job.......

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.

One  evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf clubs for his Saturday game.

His wife was standing at the bench watching him.  After a long period of silence she finally  speaks.

Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit playing so much golf.

Maybe you should sell your clubs and cancel your membership at the golf club.

Tim gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”

"Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

”I wasn't “ 


Afternoon Funnies

This day in History
Lead Story
War in Iraq begins, 2003
American Revolution
Thomas McKean is born, 1734
Maverick auto exec John DeLorean dies, 2005
Civil War
Rebels fail to stop Yankees at the Battle of Bentonville, 1865
Cold War
East Germany approves new constitution, 1949
Bodies found in Yosemite serial killer case, 1999
Peruvian town wiped out, 1971
General Interest
First U.S. air combat mission begins, 1916
Nevada legalizes gambling, 1931
DeMille wins Oscar, 1953
First Academy Awards telecast on NBC, 1953
Balzac botches a publicity stunt, 1842
Elvis Presley puts a down payment on Graceland, 1957
Old West
Artist Charlie Russell born, 1864
Bush announces the launch of Operation Iraqi Freedom, 2003
Texas Western defeats Kentucky in NCAA finals, 1966
Vietnam War
Seoul agrees to send additional troops, 1966
National emergency declared in Cambodia, 1970
World War I
First U.S. air-combat mission begins, 1916
World War II
General Fromm executed for plot against Hitler, 1945


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