True Friendship

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well

Again. I don't want whatever the heck you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt. 

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end.

'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.

 

Friendship is like wetting your pants.

Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth. 

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Birthdays on March 21st

 1763 - Jean Paul
1960 - Ayrton Senna
1958 - Gary Oldman
1880 - Hans Hofmann
1905 - Phyllis McGinley

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Blast from the Past

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Afternoon Funnies

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This day in History

Lead Story

Stanley begins search for Livingstone, 1871

American Revolution

Massacre at Hancock's Bridge, 1778

Automotive

Formula One champ Ayrton Senna born, 1960

Civil War

Yankee General Edwin V. Sumner dies, 1863

Cold War

Carter tells U.S. athletes of Olympic boycott, 1980

Crime

Alcatraz closes its doors, 1963

Disaster

Series of tornadoes hits Southeast U.S., 1932

General Interest

Napoleonic Code approved in France, 1804

Second Battle of the Somme begins, 1918

Massacre in Sharpeville, 1960

Selma to Montgomery march begins, 1965

Hollywood

Famous Dallas cliffhanger airs, 1980

Literary

Reward offered for identity of pamphlet author, 1678

Music

The Moondog Coronation Ball is history's first rock concert, 1952

Old West

"Broncho Billy" Anderson born, 1882

Presidential

Carter announces Olympic boycott, 1980

Sports

Ronaldinho is born, 1980

Vietnam War

North Vietnam rejects Johnson overture, 1967

Khmer Rouge shell Phnom Penh, 1972

World War I

Germany begins major offensive on the Western Front, 1918

World War II

Another plot to kill Hitler foiled, 1943

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