Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Financial Planning

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father, and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.

One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like an ordinary guy," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million."

Impressed, the woman asked for his business card.

Three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at financial planning than men!


Millions of years ago, there was no such thing as the wheel;

 the only way to move things was by carrying or dragging. 

One day, some primitive guys were watching their wives 

drag a dead mastodon and other food to the food preparation area.

 It was exhausting work and the guys were getting tired just watching.

 Then they noticed some large, smooth, rounded boulders,

 and they had an idea:

 They could sit on the boulders and watch! 
This was the first in a series of breakthroughs that ultimately led to television.


Morning Funnies

Birthdays on April, 9th


Todays Pic Dump


Blast from the Past


Afternoon Funnies

This Day in History

Lead Story
Robert E. Lee surrenders, 1865
American Revolution
Jeremiah Wadsworth named commissary general, 1778
Honda wins World Green Car award, 2009
Civil War
Confederate General Lee surrenders, 1865
Cold War
George Shultz condemns Soviet spying, 1987
A husband attempts murder for money in England, 1984
Tornado reduces Oklahoma town to rubble, 1947
General Interest
Marian Anderson sings at Lincoln Memorial, 1939
Germany invades Norway, 1940
First astronauts introduced, 1959
Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles wed, 2005
Sophia Loren wins Best Actress Oscar for Two Women, 1962
Mark Twain receives steamboat pilot's license, 1859
Marian Anderson sings on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial, 1939
Old West
Billy the Kid convicted of murder, 1881
Kennedy throws first pitch at new D.C. stadium, 1962
Gervin beats Thompson in NBA scoring title duel, 1978
Vietnam War
"Chicago Eight" plead not guilty, 1969
World War I
Battle of the Lys begins, 1918
World War II
Germany invades Norway and Denmark, 1940
U.S. surrenders in Bataan, 1942

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