The Doctor told me I should start an exercise program.
Not wanting to harm this old body, I've devised the following:
MONDAY
Beat around the bush
Jump to conclusions
Climb the walls
Wade through the morning paper
TUESDAY
Drag my heels
Push my luck
Make Mountains out of mole hills
Hit the nail on the head
WEDNESDAY
Bend over backwards
Jump on the Band Wagon
Run around in circles
THURSDAY
Advise the President on how to run the country
Toot my own horn
Pull out all the stops
Add fuel to the fire
FRIDAY
Open a can of worms
Put my foot in my mouth
Start the ball rolling
Go over the edge
SATURDAY
Pick up the pieces.
SUNDAY
Kneel in prayer
Bow my head in thanksgiving
Uplift my hands in praise
Hug someone and encourage them
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Morning Funnies
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Birthdays on April 4th
1928 - Maya Angelou
1965 - Robert Downey, Jr.
1979 - Heath Ledger
1976 - Alicia Silverstone
1915 - Muddy Waters
1965 - Robert Downey, Jr.
1979 - Heath Ledger
1976 - Alicia Silverstone
1915 - Muddy Waters
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Todays Funnies
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Blast from the Past
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Afternoon Funnies
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This day in History
- Lead Story
- Dr. King is assassinated, 1968
- American Revolution
- Washington begins march to New York, 1776
- Automotive
- Man who took NASCAR mainstream is born, 1933
- Civil War
- President Lincoln tours Richmond, 1865
- Cold War
- NATO pact signed, 1949
- Crime
- Martin Luther King Jr. is assassinated, 1968
- Disaster
- Dirigible crash kills 73, 1933
- General Interest
- President Harrison dies after one month in office, 1841
- Second Battle of the Somme ends, 1918
- NATO established, 1949
- Hollywood
- Ben-Hur wins 11 Academy Awards, 1960
- Literary
- Maya Angelou is born, 1928
- Music
- Muddy Waters is born, 1913
- Old West
- Yellowstone photographer William Jackson is born, 1843
- Presidential
- Harrison dies of pneumonia, 1841
- Lincoln dreams about a presidential assassination, 1865
- Sports
- Gretzky finishes season with 212 points, 1982
- Vietnam War
- Martin Luther King, Jr., speaks out against the war, 1967
- Operation Baby Lift aircraft crashes, 1975
- World War I
- Germans and Allies step up operations near Somme, 1918
- World War II
- Yamamoto Isoroku, Japan's mastermind of the Pearl Harbor attack, is born, 1884
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