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In
a Detroit church one Sunday morning, a preacher said, "Anyone with
'special needs" who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the
front by the altar."
With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"
Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."
The preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy's ear, placed his other hand on top of Leroy's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed.
He prayed a "blue streak" for Leroy, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.
After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Leroy, how is your hearing now?"
Leroy answered, " I don't know. It ain't 'til Thursday."
With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"
Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."
The preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy's ear, placed his other hand on top of Leroy's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed.
He prayed a "blue streak" for Leroy, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.
After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Leroy, how is your hearing now?"
Leroy answered, " I don't know. It ain't 'til Thursday."
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Morning Funnies
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Birthdays on April 15th
1452 - Leonardo da Vinci
1892 - Corrie Ten Boom
1920 - Thomas Szasz
1959 - Emma Thompson
1990 - Emma Watson
1892 - Corrie Ten Boom
1920 - Thomas Szasz
1959 - Emma Thompson
1990 - Emma Watson
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Todays Pic Dump
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Blast from the Past
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Afternoon Funnies
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This day in History
- Lead Story
- Jackie Robinson breaks color barrier, 1947
- American Revolution
- Congress ratifies peace with Great Britain, 1783
- Automotive
- Race car driver goes down with the Titanic, 1912
- Civil War
- President Lincoln dies, 1865
- Cold War
- Castro visits the United States, 1959
- Crime
- The Sacco-Vanzetti case draws national attention, 1920
- Disaster
- "Unsinkable" Titanic sinks, 1912
- General Interest
- President Lincoln dies, 1865
- Titanic sinks, 1912
- Pol Pot dies, 1998
- Hollywood
- Greta Garbo dies, 1990
- Literary
- English author and politician Jeffrey Archer is born, 1940
- Music
- Bessie Smith is born in Chattanooga, Tennessee, 1894
- Old West
- Molly Brown avoids sinking with the Titanic, 1912
- Presidential
- Lincoln is pronounced dead, 1865
- Sports
- Jackie Robinson breaks major league color barrier, 1947
- Vietnam War
- Antiwar protests held in New York and San Francisco, 1967
- U.S. 1st Infantry Division withdraws from Vietnam, 1970
- World War I
- British evacuate Passchendaele Ridge, 1918
- World War II
- Soviets capture Tarnopol in Poland, 1944
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