Tuesday, April 2, 2013

She was Soooooooo Blonde

* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde..
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left"
she turned around and went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.

She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
*She thinks Taco Bell is the MEXICAN PHONE COMPANY 

* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front." 
*At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."


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Blast from the Past


Afternoon Funnies

This Day in History

Lead Story
Pope John Paul II Dies, 2005
American Revolution
Ebenezer Learned is promoted to brigadier general, 1777
Walter Chrysler born, 1875
Civil War
Richmond riots over food shortages, 1863
Union forces capture Petersburg line, 1865
Cold War
Gorbachev begins visit to Cuba, 1989
Mob boss John Gotti convicted of murder, 1992
Anthrax poisoning kills 62 in Russia, 1979
General Interest
Ponce de Leon discovers Florida, 1513
Jeannette Rankin assumes office, 1917
Argentina invades Falklands, 1982
Charlie Chaplin prepares for return to United States after two decades, 1972
Hans Christian Andersen is born, 1805
The Sting sweeps the Oscars and ragtime composer Scott Joplin gets his due, 1974
Old West
First woman judge dies in Wyoming, 1902
Wilson asks for declaration of war, 1917
Red Rum wins record third Grand National, 1977
Vietnam War
North Vietnamese troops capture part of Quang Tri, 1972
South Vietnamese evacuation begins at Qui Nhon., 1975
World War I
Woodrow Wilson asks U.S. Congress for declaration of war, 1917
World War II
"The Desert Fox" recaptures Libya, 1941

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