Old Guys Rule: She was Soooooooo Blonde

* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde..
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left"
she turned around and went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.

She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
*She thinks Taco Bell is the MEXICAN PHONE COMPANY
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."
*At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."

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Morning Pic Dump

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Birthdays on April 2nd

1840 - Emile Zola
1947 - Camille Paglia
1725 - Giacomo Casanova
1939 - Marvin Gaye
1977 - Michael Fassbender

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Todays Picdump

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Blast from the Past

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Afternoon Funnies