Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Why Computers Sometimes Crash! by Dr. Seuss.

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,
and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
 then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
 so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse;
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.

When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,
and the macro code instructions is causing unnecessary risk,
then you'll have to flash the memory 

and you'll want to RAM your ROM,
and then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!


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Blast from the Past

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This day in History

Lead Story
Hallucinogenic effects of LSD discovered, 1943
American Revolution
General Sir Henry Clinton is born, 1738
Arthur Chevrolet commits suicide, 1946
Civil War
Union ships pass Vicksburg, 1863
Cold War
Bernard Baruch coins the term "Cold War", 1947
Massacre at Virginia Tech leaves 32 dead, 2007
Fertilizer explosion kills 581 in Texas, 1947
General Interest
Lenin returns, 1917
Texas City explodes, 1947
Apollo 16 departs for moon, 1972
Charlie Chaplin born, 1889
Kingsley Amis is born, 1922
David Soul, of Starsky & Hutch, has the #1 song on the U.S. pop charts, 1977
Old West
Bat Masterson's last shootout, 1881
Washington leaves Mt. Vernon for his inauguration, 1789
Bob Feller throws no-hitter, 1940
Vietnam War
Johnson arrives in Honolulu, 1968
United States resumes bombing of Hanoi and Haiphong, 1972
World War I
Lenin returns to Russia from exile, 1917
World War II
Frederick William Winterbotham, one of Britain's top code breakers, is born, 1897

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