Wednesday, May 16, 2012

How the world works

How the world works lately... 
If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, 
He blames the restaurant. 

If you smoke three packs a day
 40 years and die of lung cancer, 

Your family blames the Tobacco company. 

If your neighbor crashes
Into a tree while driving home drunk,
He blames the bartender. 

If your grandchildren are
Brats without manners, You blame television. 

If your friend is shot by a
Deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer... 

And if a crazed person breaks
Into the cockpit and
Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
And the passengers
Kill him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased
Blames the airline. 

I must have lived too long to

Understand the world
As it is anymore. 

So, if I die while my
 OLD WRINKLED TOUSH is parked in front of this computer, I want all of you to Blame Bill Gates.

Morning Picdump

Birthdays on May 16th
Todays Pic Dump


Blast from the Past

Afternoon Randomness

Todays Quote
Birthday Boy
Tucker Carlson


American officials have bent over backwards to show how sensitive they are to Muslim culture. It didn't seem very effective. They seem to be worried about winning the respect of other people.
Tucker Carlson

As a print journalist, you can be frustrated by people who don't call you back, parts of the story you can't get. TV gets you access to everyone because people call you back. It also allows you to satisfy your curiosity. I am a very curious person.
Tucker Carlson

Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting.
Tucker Carlson

Canadians are so easily wounded.
Tucker Carlson

I am not insecure about being a journalist.
Tucker Carlson

I am really only interested in new information, not freelance opinion. I don't really care what you think off the top of your head.
Tucker Carlson

I can't wait to work for Rick Kaplan. He's a great producer. I would host an infomercial if he would produce it.
Tucker Carlson

I don't care what anybody thinks.
Tucker Carlson

I have never been one to look beyond today.
Tucker Carlson

I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn't be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year's resolution is not to bark back.
Tucker Carlson

I think Michael Moore is loathsome, though, not because he dislikes Bush, but because he seems to dislike America.
Tucker Carlson

I try to tell the truth.


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