Financial Planning

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.

One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

Her natural beauty took his breath away."I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her,

"But in just a few years my father will die and I will inherit $200 million".

Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

  

             Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

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 Birthdays on May 15th
 1948 - Brian Eno
1937 - Madeleine Albright
1923 - Richard Avedon
1914 - Tenzing Norgay
1902 - Richard J. Daley

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Blast from the Past

  

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Todays Quote

Birthday Girl

Kathleen Sebelius

 
A healthy state encourages many voices - and lots of listening.
Kathleen Sebelius

Although black and white Americans live, work, and learn together now, there is still injustice in America.
Kathleen Sebelius

But the dollars spent on economic incentives and new investment strategies are wasted unless we seriously address the two most important economic issues in Kansas: education and health care.
Kathleen Sebelius

But wishing our Kansas soldiers 'God speed' is not enough. We need to comfort, care for, and protect their families. And we should ease the financial burdens that these families often face.
Kathleen Sebelius

General Motors spends more on health care than steel.
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I believe we all agree that, for the health of Kansas, nothing is more important than education.
Kathleen Sebelius

If your voices are not heard, you can be sure that many others will be - in particular those who are paid to present a point of view, and often do it most effectively.
Kathleen Sebelius

The essence of good government is trust.
Kathleen Sebelius

The men and women who serve this great nation, whether they are stationed in Iraq, Fort Riley, or the Korean Peninsula, or they serve us at home as our community first responders, serve because they believe in America.
Kathleen Sebelius

We have by far the most expensive health system in the world. We spend 50 percent more per person than the next most costly nation. Americans spend more on health care than housing or food.
Kathleen Sebelius

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