Wednesday, May 30, 2012


John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded,
rural area of Georgia.

After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's
grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.  However,
John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his
grandfather asking, "Are these plates clean?"

His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get them.
Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!"

For lunch the old man made hamburgers.  Again, John was concerned
about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge
that looked like dried egg and asked, "Are you sure these plates are

Without looking up the old man said, "I told you before, Sonny, those
dishes are as clean as cold water can get them.  Now don't you fret, I
don't want to hear another word about it!"

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he
was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let
him pass.  John yelled and said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me
get to my car".

Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching
on TV, the old man shouted ... "COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!" 
Dramatic Dog GIF - Dramatic Dog

Morning Pic Dump

Royal Flush


Birthdays on May 30th

1964 - Wynonna Judd
1953 - Colm Meaney
1942 - Dan Miller
1922 - Hal Clement
1909 - Benny Goodman


Todays Pic Dump

Blast from the Past

Afternoon Awesomeness


Todays Quote

Birthday Boy
Jake Roberts

A child's hope is that your father comes riding in on that white stallion and saves them. You can't make somebody love you the way you want them to love you, it's not a Leave it to Beaver type world. This isn't television. Life's a lot more cruel than that.
Jake Roberts

Every moment is an experience.
Jake Roberts

I did it the stupid way, through trial and error.
Jake Roberts

I went to visit my father to tell him that I was going to go to college and become an architect - that was my dream. I was like, yeah I graduated from school, but it's not like you showed up for that. But all he was worried about is whether or not I wanted money from him.
Jake Roberts

It's the sad thing about entertainment, it's not always about who is the best.
Jake Roberts

Jake Roberts has a hard enough time being Jake Roberts. The truth is a brutal thing, I just hope that the kids take the time to learn about each of the wrestlers in the game, and if the kids can learn from our mistakes, that would make me a happy man.
Jake Roberts

Miserable is a good thing, though. If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day.
Jake Roberts

The snake will always bite back.
Jake Roberts

You know what, when you screw up in the ring, it's so embarrassing.
Jake Roberts


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