Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Political Correctness for Kids

  • Your bedroom isn't cluttered; it's "passage restrictive."
  • Kids don't get in trouble anymore; they merely hit "social speed bumps."
  • You're not late, you just have a "rescheduled arrival time."
  • You're not having a bad hair day; you're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome."
  • No one's tall anymore; they're "vertically enhanced."
  • You're not shy; you're "conversationally selective."
  • You don't talk a lot; you're just "abundantly verbal."
  • It's not called gossip anymore; it's "speedy transmission of near-factual information."
  • The food at the school cafeteria isn't awful; it's "digestively challenged."
  • Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive."
  • You don't have detention, you're just one of the "exit delayed."
  • These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically disinclined."
  • No one fails a class anymore, he's merely "passing impaired."
  • Your homework isn't missing; it's just having an "out-of-notebook experience."
  • You're not sleeping in class; you're "rationing consciousness."
  • You don't have smelly gym socks; you have "odor retentive athletic footwear."
  • You weren't passing notes in class; you were "participating in the discreet exchange of penned meditations."
  • You're not being sent to the principal's office; you're "going on a mandatory field trip to the administrative building.

Morning Pic Dump

Birthdays on May 1st

1967 - Tim McGraw
1946 - John Woo
1939 - Judy Collins
1927 - Harry Belafonte
1923 - Joseph Heller

Motivational or De motivational


Blast from the Past


Todays Pic Dump

Carl Marks

Todays Quote
Birthday Boy
Tim McGraw

But I was so wrapped up in sports growing up as a kid, that I think I was going to grow to be a pro ball player. But I found out real quick that was not going to happen.
Tim McGraw

But, yea, I grew up in a strong Baptist background.
Tim McGraw

Country radio went through a time where they were trying to pigeonhole everybody, and trying to make the gap really narrow, and I think that they've opened that up a little bit.
Tim McGraw

Everyone should have their own opinion and be able to voice it. No matter what it is. Of course, that does not mean your opinion is always right. But, you're certainly entitled to your opinion.
Tim McGraw

Five years ago I figured we were at the top of our game and that was the best it was going to get, but with every album it seems to keep on building on itself.
Tim McGraw

I always want to learn but I am sure on my dying day I will feel like I left something in the bucket.
Tim McGraw

I coach my daughter's softball and basketball team. We go to all the school functions. We go out to eat at night and take the kids to the movies. We try to be as normal as we can.
Tim McGraw

I didn't want to play a rancher. I didn't want to have a cowboy hat on; I wanted to get away from that in the things I do. But I read the script and fell in love with it. As hard as I tried to say no, I couldn't.
Tim McGraw

I don't want to make that sound like I'm preaching from a mountain top when I say you have to give your family everything, because I know it's hard for people. I'm lucky to be in a position where you can establish those ground rules and make it that way.
Tim McGraw

I feel like that I'm learning all the time. I'm learning from new artists, from established artists... every time I listen to '70s rock 'n' roll records, I'm learning. And I think that I'm just now starting to get a hold on what I do.
Tim McGraw

I have three daughters, so I can't be as tough as I want to be. When you have kids - especially daughters - they know how to work you. They're a lot smarter than we are, that's for sure. But I'll be more tough on their boyfriends.
Tim McGraw

I like the values in Flicka, and I wanted to do a movie my kids could see and be proud of.
Tim McGraw

I live in a house with four women. Just shut up and say, Yes, ma'am.
Tim McGraw

I love Bill Clinton. I think we should make him king. I'm talking the red robe, the turkey leg - everything.
Tim McGraw

I love producing. I have been producing some acts and starting a label.
Tim McGraw

I mean as long as I have been doing music I know I am only 30% of what I could be and want to be.
Tim McGraw

I mean, I grew up riding. I can't ever remember not being able to ride or rope and all that stuff. It was part of my life growing up, so it was fun for me.
Tim McGraw

I mean, there's a little bit that gets out, but for the most part, the thing that makes us work, and makes our family successful, and our life successful, is when we walk home and we walk into our doors of our house, all that other stuff is left outside. It's not a factor.
Tim McGraw

I think you have to be a little bit strict. You can't be friend and their parent in a lot of situations, especially in this day and age where it's so dangerous for kids. So there's a bit of sternness, I guess, in the way I raise my kids.
Tim McGraw

I want to run for the Senate from Tennessee. Not now, but when I'm 50, when music dies down a little bit. I know lots of artists and actors have those delusions of grandeur, but ever since I was a kid, it's been of interest to me.
Tim McGraw
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