Almost like a Song

You think English is easy?? 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.. 8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10) I did not object to the object. 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. 13) They were too close to the door to close it. 14) The buck does funny things when the does are present. 15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail. 18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.. 19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. 20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?   Todays Pic Dump

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Birthdays on October 27th

1958 - Simon Le Bon
1952 - Roberto Benigni
1939 - John Cleese
1923 - Roy Lichtenstein
1858 - Theodore Roosevelt

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Today in History

    New York City subway opens, 1904

American Revolution

    King George III speaks to Parliament of American rebellion, 1775

Automotive

    Chick-fil-A founder takes last Ford Taurus, 2006

Civil War

    Yankees are turned back at the Battle of Hatcher's Run, 1864

Cold War

    The United States and Soviet Union step back from brink of nuclear war, 1962

Crime

    Mafia boss John Gotti is born, 1940

Disaster

    Avalanche buries homes in Iceland, 1995

General Interest

    Quakers executed for religious beliefs, 1659

    Teddy Roosevelt born, 1858

    Dylan Thomas born, 1914

    U.S. prison population exceeds one million, 1994

Hollywood

    Actress Ruby Dee born, 1924

Literary

    Sylvia Plath is born, 1932

Music

    Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber release Jesus Christ Superstar, 1970

Old West

    Joseph Glidden applies for a patent on his barbed wire design, 1873

Presidential

    Theodore Roosevelt is born, 1858

Sports

    Red Sox win first championship since 1918, 2004

Vietnam War

    Ambassador Harriman sent to explain Manila offer, 1966

    Cambodian troops battle Communists north of Phnom Penh, 1971

World War I

    German general Erich Ludendorff resigns , 1918

World War II

    De Gaulle sets up the Empire Defense Council, 1940

Todays Quote

Theodore Roosevelt

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
Theodore Roosevelt

A man who is good enough to shed his blood for the country is good enough to be given a square deal afterwards.
Theodore Roosevelt

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education.
Theodore Roosevelt

A vote is like a rifle; its usefulness depends upon the character of the user.
Theodore Roosevelt

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people.
Theodore Roosevelt

The most practical kind of politics is the politics of decency.
Theodore Roosevelt

The most successful politician is he who says what the people are thinking most often in the loudest voice.
Theodore Roosevelt

The one thing I want to leave my children is an honorable name.
Theodore Roosevelt

The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything.
Theodore Roosevelt

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