Only three doors

 An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!" 

Today's Pic Dump

 

Birthdays on October 21st 

1956 - Carrie Fisher
1949 - Benjamin Netanyahu
1929 - Ursula K. Le Guin
1917 - Dizzy Gillespie
1833 - Alfred Nobel

Blast from the past

 

More Craziness

 

And Finally...

 

Put some Pepsi in it and I'm on board...

Today in History

Guggenheim Museum opens in New York City, 1959

American Revolution

Henry Laurens named minister to Holland, 1779

Automotive

Henry Ford dedicates the Thomas Edison Institute, 1929

Civil War

Yankees suffer a defeat at the Battle of Ball's Bluff, 1861

Cold War

Thousands protest the war in Vietnam, 1967

Crime

A bomb explodes in the Los Angeles Times building, 1910

Disaster

Mudslide buries school in Wales, 1966

General Interest

USS Constitution launched, 1797

Battle of Trafalgar, 1805

Von Braun moves to NASA, 1959

Hollywood

Mystic Pizza, with Julia Roberts, opens, 1988

Literary

Samuel Taylor Coleridge is born, 1772

Music

Dizzy Gillespie is born, 1917

Old West

Plains Indians sign key provisions of the Medicine Lodge Treaty in Kansas, 1867

Presidential

Harding publicly condemns lynching, 1921

Sports

Fisk homers off foul pole, 1975

Vietnam War

100,000 people march on the Pentagon, 1967

World War I

Germany ceases unrestricted submarine warfare , 1918

World War II

Germans massacre men, women, and children in Yugoslavia, 1941

Today's Quote

( George Burns) 

 

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
George Burns  

Be quick to learn and wise to know.
George Burns

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
George Burns

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
George Burns

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
George Burns

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

George Burns

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
George Burns

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