Sunday, October 23, 2011


A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.A hangover is the wrath of grapes.Sea captains don't like crew cuts.Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.What's the definition of a will? (Come on, It's a deadgiveaway!)Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your countvotes.A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

Today's Pic Dump 

Birthdays on October 23rd
Ryan Reynolds   1976 
Doug Flutie     1962
 Al Yancovic  1959
 Johnny Carson  1929

      Cartoon Time

Today in History

    Hostage crisis in Moscow theater, 2002

American Revolution

    British fleet suffers defeat at Fort Mifflin, Pennsylvania, 1777


    U.S. Embassy in Beirut hit by massive car bomb, 1983

Civil War

    Yankees and Rebels clash at the Battle of Westport, 1864

Cold War

    Hungarian protest turns violent, 1956


    An abortion-performing doctor is murdered, 1998


    Gas leak kills 23 at plastics factory, 1989

General Interest

    Brutus commits suicide, 42 B.C.

    Rival governments in bleeding Kansas, 1855

    Beirut barracks blown up, 1983


    Johnny Carson is born, 1925


    Michael Crichton is born, 1942


    Chicago has its first #1 hit with "If You Leave Me Now", 1976

Old West

    American fur traders turn over Astoria, Oregon, to the British, 1813


    President Benjamin Harrison extends borders of Nebraska, 1890


    Carter homers to win World Series, 1993

Vietnam War

    1st Cavalry Division launches Operation Silver Bayonet, 1965

    U.S. negotiators ask for further talks in Paris, 1972

World War I

    Unknown Soldier is selected , 1921

World War II

    Soviets switch commanders in drive to halt Germans, 1941

Blast from the Past
Beach Boys  Good Vibrations

Today's Quote
Johnny Carson ( And Birthday Boy)

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
Johnny Carson

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.

Johnny Carson

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Johnny Carson

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Johnny Carson

Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: "Are your ready?"
Johnny Carson

Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.
Johnny Carson 

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