Be careful what you wish for..
A man walked into a fast food restaurant, followed
by an Ostrich. He ordered a #3 combo with a medium sprite,
He turned around and the Ostrich said "I'll have the same."
The employee said that the total would be $10.42 The guy reached into his pocket and pulled out exactly $10.42.
A few days later the guy came in again with his Ostrich. This time he ordered the #6 combo with a medium root beer. He turned around and the Ostrich said I'll have the same. The employee said that will be $9.68 to which the guy pulled out exactly $9.68
A few days later the guy came in again with his Ostrich. This time he ordered the #6 combo with a medium root beer. He turned around and the Ostrich said I'll have the same. The employee said that will be $9.68 to which the guy pulled out exactly $9.68
Once again a few days later the guy comes in an orders a #4 combo
looks at the Ortich who says , I'll have the same. The employee says that will be $9.28. The guys pulls out $9.28 from his pocket..
At this point the employee ask the guy how it is that each time he has the exact change for his order
. The guy proceeds to tell him that a few months ago, while cleaning the attic he came across a lamp and was cleaning it when out came a Genie. The Genie granted him 2 wishes. His first wish was to always have the exact amount of money in his pocket when ever he bought something. The employee said that it was a good wish, but what's with the Ostrich? well, he said, my second wish I asked for a chick with long legs who would agree to everything I said.
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Happy Days
1970 - Kirk Cameron
1968 - Hugh Jackman
1891 - Edith Stein
1875 - Aleister Crowley
1872 - Ralph Vaughan William
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Today in History
- Lead Story
- Columbus reaches the New World, 1492
- American Revolution
- British troops head up East River, 1776
- Automotive
- Silent-film star Tom Mix dies in Arizona car wreck; brained by "Suitcase of Death", 1940
- Civil War
- Confederate leader Robert E. Lee dies, 1870
- Cold War
- Nikita Khrushchev throws a tantrum at the United Nations, 1960
- Crime
- The victim of an anti-gay assault dies, 1998
- Disaster
- Fire rages in Minnesota, 1918
- General Interest
- The origin of Oktoberfest, 1810
- British nurse executed in WWI, 1915
- Conscientious objector wins Medal of Honor, 1945
- USSR leads the space race, 1964
- USS Cole attacked by terrorists, 2000
- Terrorists kill 202 in Bali, 2002
- Hollywood
- Al Gore wins Nobel Prize in the wake of An Inconvenient Truth, 2007
- Literary
- Actress, playwright, novelist Alice Childress is born, 1912
- Music
- John Denver dies in an aircraft accident, 1997
- Old West
- The Cowboy actor Tom Mix dies in an Arizona car accident, 1940
- Presidential
- Thomas Jefferson composes romantic letter, 1786
- Sports
- Athletics score 10 in eighth inning of championship game, 1929
- Vietnam War
- Dean Rusk criticizes Congress while fighting continues in South Vietnam, 1967
- Nixon announces another round of troop withdrawals, 1970
- Racial violence breaks out aboard U.S. Navy ships, 1972
- World War I
- British nurse Edith Cavell executed , 1915
- World War II
- Gen. Joseph Stilwell dies, 1946
- Blast from the past
And now something crazy
Todays Quote
Kirk Cameron
I was being foolish. An atheist can't stand behind their assertion that God doesn't exist. The stupidest thing I ever could have done was to reject His Truth.
Kirk Cameron
Our first priority is our kids.
Kirk Cameron
Think of someone you know who's not saved but you may be afraid to share the Gospel with that person. I've found a way that's radically effective in training people to share the Gospel.
Kirk Cameron
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