Wednesday, October 12, 2011

The Wish

Be careful what you wish for..
A man walked into a fast food restaurant, followed
by an Ostrich. He ordered a #3 combo with a medium sprite,
He turned around and the Ostrich said "I'll have the same."
The employee said that the total would be $10.42 The guy reached into his pocket and pulled out exactly $10.42.

A few days later the guy came in again with his Ostrich. This time he ordered the #6 combo with a medium root beer. He turned around and the Ostrich said  I'll have the same. The employee said that will be $9.68 to which the guy pulled out exactly $9.68 

Once again a few days later the guy comes in an orders a #4 combo
looks at the Ortich who says , I'll have the same. The employee says that will be $9.28. The guys pulls out $9.28 from his pocket..

At this point the employee ask the guy how it is that each time he has the exact change for his order

. The guy proceeds to tell him that a few months ago, while cleaning the attic he came across a lamp and was cleaning it when out came a Genie. The Genie granted him 2 wishes. His first wish was to always have the exact amount of money in his pocket when ever he bought something. The employee said that it was a good wish, but what's with the Ostrich? well, he said, my second wish I asked for a chick with long legs who would agree to everything I said. 

 Today's Pic Dump

Baby on Board


Happy Days


Today in History
Lead Story
Columbus reaches the New World, 1492
American Revolution
British troops head up East River, 1776
Silent-film star Tom Mix dies in Arizona car wreck; brained by "Suitcase of Death", 1940
Civil War
Confederate leader Robert E. Lee dies, 1870
Cold War
Nikita Khrushchev throws a tantrum at the United Nations, 1960
The victim of an anti-gay assault dies, 1998
Fire rages in Minnesota, 1918
General Interest
The origin of Oktoberfest, 1810
British nurse executed in WWI, 1915
Conscientious objector wins Medal of Honor, 1945
USSR leads the space race, 1964
USS Cole attacked by terrorists, 2000
Terrorists kill 202 in Bali, 2002
Al Gore wins Nobel Prize in the wake of An Inconvenient Truth, 2007
Actress, playwright, novelist Alice Childress is born, 1912
John Denver dies in an aircraft accident, 1997
Old West
The Cowboy actor Tom Mix dies in an Arizona car accident, 1940
Thomas Jefferson composes romantic letter, 1786
Athletics score 10 in eighth inning of championship game, 1929
Vietnam War
Dean Rusk criticizes Congress while fighting continues in South Vietnam, 1967
Nixon announces another round of troop withdrawals, 1970
Racial violence breaks out aboard U.S. Navy ships, 1972
World War I
British nurse Edith Cavell executed , 1915
World War II
Gen. Joseph Stilwell dies, 1946
Blast from the past

And now something crazy

Todays Quote

I could have anything I wanted and if I didn't have it, it was because I didn't want it.
Kirk Cameron

I was being foolish. An atheist can't stand behind their assertion that God doesn't exist. The stupidest thing I ever could have done was to reject His Truth.
Kirk Cameron

Our first priority is our kids.
Kirk Cameron

Think of someone you know who's not saved but you may be afraid to share the Gospel with that person. I've found a way that's radically effective in training people to share the Gospel.
Kirk Cameron

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