Enjoy life while you can....
Advertisement In A Long Island Shop:
Guitar, for sale ... Cheap ... no strings attached.
Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!
Seen on a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative. More The Success, More The Relatives.
When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking ... I Gave Up Reading.
My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses ...
He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.
You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When:
Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick! Or Your Son Starts To Wipe It Off.
Sign In A Bar:
'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please Pay In Advance.'
Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.
Behind Every Great Man, There Is A Surprised Woman.
The Reason Men Lie Is Because Women Ask So Many Questions.
Sign in a shop corner introducing new products:
Getting Caught Is The Mother Of Invention.
Sign in a Hospital ward:
Laugh And The World Laughs With You,
Snore And You sleep Alone.
The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe
Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.
Sign At A Barber's Saloon:
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business.
A Traffic Slogan:
Don't Let Your Kids Drive If They are Not Old Enough
Or Else They Will Never Be.
Sign In A Restaurant:
All Drinking Water In This Establishment
Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.
Sign On A Famous Beauty Parlour Window:
Don't Whistle At The Girls Going Out From Here.
She May Be Your Grandmother!
Advertisement In A Long Island Shop:
Guitar, for sale ... Cheap ... no strings attached.
Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!
Seen on a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative. More The Success, More The Relatives.
When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking ... I Gave Up Reading.
My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses ...
He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.
You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When:
Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick! Or Your Son Starts To Wipe It Off.
Sign In A Bar:
'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please Pay In Advance.'
Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.
Behind Every Great Man, There Is A Surprised Woman.
The Reason Men Lie Is Because Women Ask So Many Questions.
Sign in a shop corner introducing new products:
Getting Caught Is The Mother Of Invention.
Sign in a Hospital ward:
Laugh And The World Laughs With You,
Snore And You sleep Alone.
The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe
Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.
Sign At A Barber's Saloon:
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business.
A Traffic Slogan:
Don't Let Your Kids Drive If They are Not Old Enough
Or Else They Will Never Be.
Sign In A Restaurant:
All Drinking Water In This Establishment
Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.
Sign On A Famous Beauty Parlour Window:
Don't Whistle At The Girls Going Out From Here.
She May Be Your Grandmother!
Todays Pic dump
1967 - Julia Roberts
1955 - Bill Gates
1949 - Bruce Jenner
1943 - Randy Newman
1914 - Jonas Salk
Cartoon Time
Blast from The Past
Todays Quote
From Birthday Boy Bill Gates
Bill Gates
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
Bill Gates
I believe that if you show people the problems and you show them the solutions they will be moved to act.
Bill Gates
I really had a lot of dreams when I was a kid, and I think a great deal of that grew out of the fact that I had a chance to read a lot.
Bill Gates
I think it's fair to say that personal computers have become the most empowering tool we've ever created. They're tools of communication, they're tools of creativity, and they can be shaped by their user.
Bill Gates
I'm sorry that we have to have a Washington presence. We thrived during our first 16 years without any of this. I never made a political visit to Washington and we had no people here. It wasn't on our radar screen. We were just making great software.
Bill Gates
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1000 MPG.
Bill Gates
If I'd had some set idea of a finish line, don't you think I would have crossed it years ago?
Bill Gates
If you can't make it good, at least make it look good.
Bill Gates
If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure.
Bill Gates
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