Suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had “disappeared”.
The somewhat irate spouse called her mate’s cell phone and demanded: Where the hell are you?
Husband: Darling you remember that Jewelry shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn’t have money that time and said Baby it’ll be yours one day.
Wife, with a smile blushing: Yes, I remember that my Love.
Husband: Well, I’m in the bar next to that shop.
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Kim who?
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22 Adult Truths...
1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times
and still not know what time it is.
2. Nothing is worse than that moment during an argument
2. Nothing is worse than that moment during an argument
when you realize ….. you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap
when I was younger.
4 There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5.
4 There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5.
I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you
how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a
moment at work when you know that you just aren't going
to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray?
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray?
I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and
it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page
technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I
know not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given
Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller
Light than Kay.
17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom
17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom
and hunger.
19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before
19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before
you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or
understand a word they said?
20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of
20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of
cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the
front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never
21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never
get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating
22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating
their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and
Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone
can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away,
in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
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Todays Christmas Clip
Irene Dunne 1898
Harvey S. Firestone 1868
Jose Feliciano - Feliz Navidad
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Todays Quote
Harvey Firestone
Capital isn't that important in business. Experience isn't that important. You can get both of these things. What is important is ideas.
Harvey S. Firestone
I believe fundamental honesty is the keystone of business.
Harvey S. Firestone
I can walk through the front door of any factory and out the back and tell you if it's making money or not. I can just tell by the way it's being run and by the spirit of the workers.
Harvey S. Firestone
If you have ideas, you have the main asset you need, and there isn't any limit to what you can do with your business and your life. Ideas are any man's greatest asset.
Harvey S. Firestone
It is only as we develop others that we permanently succeed.
Harvey S. Firestone
Our company is built on people - those who work for us, and those we do business with.
Harvey S. Firestone
Success is the sum of details.
Harvey S. Firestone
The growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership.
Harvey S. Firestone
The secret of my success is a two word answer: Know people.
Harvey S. Firestone
The way of the pioneer is always rough.
Harvey S. Firestone
Thought, not money, is the real business capital.
Harvey S. Firestone
You get the best out of others when you get the best out of yourself.
Harvey S. Firestone
Harvey S. Firestone
I believe fundamental honesty is the keystone of business.
Harvey S. Firestone
I can walk through the front door of any factory and out the back and tell you if it's making money or not. I can just tell by the way it's being run and by the spirit of the workers.
Harvey S. Firestone
If you have ideas, you have the main asset you need, and there isn't any limit to what you can do with your business and your life. Ideas are any man's greatest asset.
Harvey S. Firestone
It is only as we develop others that we permanently succeed.
Harvey S. Firestone
Our company is built on people - those who work for us, and those we do business with.
Harvey S. Firestone
Success is the sum of details.
Harvey S. Firestone
The growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership.
Harvey S. Firestone
The secret of my success is a two word answer: Know people.
Harvey S. Firestone
The way of the pioneer is always rough.
Harvey S. Firestone
Thought, not money, is the real business capital.
Harvey S. Firestone
You get the best out of others when you get the best out of yourself.
Harvey S. Firestone
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