World's Shortest Books

World's Shortest Books
 HOW TO LOOK GOOD by Zach Galifianakis (thanks to PurpleNinja16)

VIKING TABLE MANNERS (thanks to Philip Leibfried)

HOW TO BE GOOD by Amy Winehouse (thanks to Lisa Kelly Eason)

MY SUCCESSFUL PRESIDENCY by George Bush (thanks to Eric Snyder)

MY LIFE OF CELIBACY by Gene Simmons (thanks to Eric Snyder)

FUN THINGS TO DO IN TOLEDO (thanks to Eric Snyder)

GREAT ITALIAN MILITARY VICTORIES (thanks to Philip Leibfried)

POLISH WAR HEROES (thanks to Larry the K)

NATIVE ESPERANTO SPEAKERS (thanks to Bil Munsil)

HUMAN RIGHTS ADVANCES IN CHINA

GUN SAFETY by Dick Cheney (thanks to Lisa Kelly Eason)

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman

THE WILD YEARS by Al Gore

BEAUTY TIPS by Eleanor Roosevelt (thanks to Philip Leibfried)

BEATING A DRUG ADDICTION by Darryl Strawberry

AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN

AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

CAREER OPPORTUNITIES FOR LIBERAL ARTS MAJORS

DETROIT - A TRAVEL GUIDE

DIFFERENT WAYS TO SPELL BOB

DR. KEVORKIAN'S COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

EASY UNIX

ETHIOPIAN TIPS ON WORLD DOMINANCE

EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN

EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN

FRENCH HOSPITALITY

GEORGE FOREMAN'S BIG BOOK OF BABY NAMES

HOW TO SUSTAIN A MUSICAL CAREER by Art Garfunkel

MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

SPOTTED OWL RECIPES

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Todays Pic dump

Knuckle sandwich

Shrimp - on - the - Barbie

Frosty the Belly

Melting Snowmen

Pot Heads

Do you feel in the spotlight?

 

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Birthdays on December 13th

1957 - Steve Buscemi
1948 - Ted Nugent
1943 - Ferguson Jenkins
1925 - Dick Van Dyke
1910 - Van Heflin

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Funny Stuff

Doctors on strike

Blast from the past

Todays Quote

Birthday Boy/Rocker/ Conservative and  NRA activist

Ted Nugent

Do you want to feel good, or do you want to do good?
Ted Nugent

I am Classic Rock Revisited. I revisit it every waking moment of my life because it has the spirit and the attitude and the fire and the middle finger. I am Rosa Parks with a Gibson guitar.
Ted Nugent

I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world.
Ted Nugent

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness.
Ted Nugent

I really have the American dream licked.
Ted Nugent

I still tour like a man possessed, because I am.
Ted Nugent

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.
Ted Nugent

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.
Ted Nugent

Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard.
Ted Nugent

Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world.
Ted Nugent


My idea of fast food is a mallard.
Ted Nugent

The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping and bearing and practicing with your arms then you will be helpless and you will be the victim of evil.
Ted Nugent

There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period.
Ted Nugent

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.
Ted Nugent

War is good when good survives and evil is crushed. If you don't crush evil then evil will get you.
Ted Nugent

Do you want to feel good, or do you want to do good?
Ted Nugent

I am Classic Rock Revisited. I revisit it every waking moment of my life because it has the spirit and the attitude and the fire and the middle finger. I am Rosa Parks with a Gibson guitar.
Ted Nugent

I have busted more hippies' noses than all the narcs in the free world.
Ted Nugent

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness.
Ted Nugent

I really have the American dream licked.
Ted Nugent

I still tour like a man possessed, because I am.
Ted Nugent

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.
Ted Nugent

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.
Ted Nugent

Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard.
Ted Nugent

Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world.
Ted Nugent

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My idea of fast food is a mallard.
Ted Nugent

The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping and bearing and practicing with your arms then you will be helpless and you will be the victim of evil.
Ted Nugent

There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period.
Ted Nugent

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.
Ted Nugent

War is good when good survives and evil is crushed. If you don't crush evil then evil will get you.
Ted Nugent

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