Funny Christmas Quotes

Collection of Amish Christmas Lights

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Christmas is a fantastic holiday. I love it. It's a great time to spend time with family, eat lots of food, and just try to relax after all the stressful shopping.
To help celebrate this great holiday, here are some funny Christmas quotes.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Anonymous

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Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller

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The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Jay Leno

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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Anonymous

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Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet.
Anonymous

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Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.
Tom Sims

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I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Bernard Manning

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Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
Anonymous

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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
Erma Bombeck

Another Funny Christmas clip

Adam Sandler Chanuka (Hanukka) Song

Birthdays on December 18th

1980 - Christina Aguilera
1978 - Katie Holmes
1954 - Ray Liotta
1947 - Steven Spielberg
1917 - Ossie Davis

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Todays Pic Dump

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 Blast from the Past

Pine Cones And Holly Berries (with It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas) - The Osmonds

 

Christmas Cartoons

 Todays Quote

Birthday Girl 

Christina Aguilera

Certain people want to see me solely as a pop act, but there are many different sides to Christina Aguilera besides the pop girl.
Christina Aguilera

I always wanted to have my own album released before I graduated from high school.
Christina Aguilera

I got along better with the guys than with the girls. Only two girls came up to talk to me. Later I found out they were telling their boyfriends, 'If you talk to her, I'll kill you.' It's always rough with that high school thing.
Christina Aguilera

I love doing normal things - movies, shopping, going out with friends, writing, reading, taking hot bubble baths - that's a big one for relaxation. I also love to go to art and history museums.
Christina Aguilera

I think everybody should have a great Wonderbra. There's so many ways to enhance them, everybody does it.
Christina Aguilera

I want to be an all round entertainer, I want to act, make films, make albums, do whatever I can.
Christina Aguilera

I'm a risk taker and I've always been like that, especially when it comes to fashion.
Christina Aguilera

I'm an ocean, because I'm really deep. If you search deep enough you can find rare exotic treasures.
Christina Aguilera

I'm experimental by nature... always exploring my creativity.
Christina Aguilera

I'm not just another bimbo.
Christina Aguilera



I'm not really religious but very spiritual. I give money to this company that manufactures hearing aids on a regular basis. More people should really hear me sing. I have a gift from God.
Christina Aguilera

It's been quite a roller coaster ride, but I've grown and learned a lot about myself. The greatest thing is being able to interact with fans and touch people's lives... for that I give thanks.
Christina Aguilera

It's definitely a dream come true to be recognized and to be able to sign autographs. But, it's also a lot of hard work and can be draining. If you don't know already, you will quickly learn who your real friends are.
Christina Aguilera

My parent's divorce and hard times at school, all those things combined to mold me, to make me grow up quicker. And it gave me the drive to pursue my dreams that I wouldn't necessarily have had otherwise.
Christina Aguilera

Pop is actually my least favorite kind of music, because it lacks real depth.
Christina Aguilera

Right now I'm pretty single... My career is my boyfriend.
Christina Aguilera

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
Christina Aguilera

The roughest road often leads to the top.
Christina Aguilera

What is it in us that makes us feel the need to keep pretending... we gotta let ourselves be.
Christina Aguilera

Whatever I do, it's my business. It's not my job to parent America.
Christina Aguilera 

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