College Majors Suppose you have a professor hold up two apples and asks a class “How many objects am I holding?” you would probably get different responses from different majors like….
Business: Two Juicy, delious apples that are on sale at my store.
Chemistry: 6×10^30 apple molecules
History: You are holding dinosaur poop
Music: You are holding two objects that if you drop them you will get a D4
Education: Two Apples
Accounting: You are holding one apple because the other one has to go to the government as tax
Psycology: What objects?
Math: You are holding two sets of objects, that take up a finite amount of space called apples.
English: You are holding two lush pieces of fruit, that are nourishing and remind me of my dog Fido. Fido thy sweet fruit. So nourshing in my time of need, you fill me up with……
Art: Two apples (Ha, Ha…Thank goodness for photoshop. The perfect oportunity to take a picture of the professor and alter the picture so that I have a blackmail photo).
Computer Science: Two apples (I’ll take the art major’s picture and post it on my website for all to see, and add links so that people could find similar pictures(and I make $)).
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Morning Pic Dump
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Birthdays on July 31st
1966 - Dean Cain
1965 - J. K. Rowling
1944 - Geraldine Chaplin
1912 - Irv Kupcinet
1912 - Milton Friedman
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Todays Pic Dump
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Blast from the Past
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Afternoon Funnies
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Todays Quote
Birthday Girl
J.K. Rowling
Anything's possible if you've got enough nerve.
J. K. Rowling
Death is just life's next big adventure.
J. K. Rowling
Failure means a stripping away of the inessential.
J. K. Rowling
Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself.
J. K. Rowling
Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world.
J. K. Rowling
His priority did not seem to be to teach them what he knew, but rather to impress upon them that nothing, not even... knowledge, was foolproof.
J. K. Rowling
However my parents - both of whom came from impoverished backgrounds and neither of whom had been to college, took the view that my overactive imagination was an amusing quirk that would never pay a mortgage or secure a pension.
J. K. Rowling
Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them.
J. K. Rowling
I just write what I wanted to write. I write what amuses me. It's totally for myself. I never in my wildest dreams expected this popularity.
J. K. Rowling
I really don't believe in magic.
J. K. Rowling
J. K. Rowling
Death is just life's next big adventure.
J. K. Rowling
Failure means a stripping away of the inessential.
J. K. Rowling
Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself.
J. K. Rowling
Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world.
J. K. Rowling
His priority did not seem to be to teach them what he knew, but rather to impress upon them that nothing, not even... knowledge, was foolproof.
J. K. Rowling
However my parents - both of whom came from impoverished backgrounds and neither of whom had been to college, took the view that my overactive imagination was an amusing quirk that would never pay a mortgage or secure a pension.
J. K. Rowling
Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them.
J. K. Rowling
I just write what I wanted to write. I write what amuses me. It's totally for myself. I never in my wildest dreams expected this popularity.
J. K. Rowling
I really don't believe in magic.
J. K. Rowling
I was convinced that the only thing I wanted to do ever - was write novels.
J. K. Rowling
I was set free because my greatest fear had been realized, and I still had a daughter who I adored, and I had an old typewriter and a big idea. And so rock bottom became a solid foundation on which I rebuilt my life.
J. K. Rowling
I will carry on writing, to be sure. But I don't know if I would want to publish again after Harry Potter.
J. K. Rowling
If you want to see the true measure of a man, watch how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.
J. K. Rowling
If you're holding out for universal popularity, I'm afraid you will be in this cabin for a very long time.
J. K. Rowling
Imagination is not only the uniquely human capacity to envision that which is not, and therefore the fount of all invention and innovation. In its arguably most transformative and revelatory capacity, it is the power to that enables us to empathize with humans whose experiences we have never shared.
J. K. Rowling
Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike.
J. K. Rowling
It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.
J. K. Rowling
It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might has well not have lived at all, in which case you have failed by default.
J. K. Rowling
It is our choices... that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
J. K. Rowling
J. K. Rowling
I was set free because my greatest fear had been realized, and I still had a daughter who I adored, and I had an old typewriter and a big idea. And so rock bottom became a solid foundation on which I rebuilt my life.
J. K. Rowling
I will carry on writing, to be sure. But I don't know if I would want to publish again after Harry Potter.
J. K. Rowling
If you want to see the true measure of a man, watch how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.
J. K. Rowling
If you're holding out for universal popularity, I'm afraid you will be in this cabin for a very long time.
J. K. Rowling
Imagination is not only the uniquely human capacity to envision that which is not, and therefore the fount of all invention and innovation. In its arguably most transformative and revelatory capacity, it is the power to that enables us to empathize with humans whose experiences we have never shared.
J. K. Rowling
Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike.
J. K. Rowling
It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.
J. K. Rowling
It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might has well not have lived at all, in which case you have failed by default.
J. K. Rowling
It is our choices... that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
J. K. Rowling
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