Crazy answers to quizzess

STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
 I would have given him 100%   _______________>>>>>>>>>>                                                                
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the  page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

 
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

 

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Birthdays on July 6th

1946 - George W. Bush
1946 - Sylvester Stallone
1935 - Dalai Lama
1927 - Janet Leigh
1923 - Nancy Reagan

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Todays Quote

Birthday Boy

John Paul Jones

An honorable Peace is and always was my first wish! I can take no delight in the effusion of human Blood; but, if this War should continue, I wish to have the most active part in it.
John Paul Jones

I have not yet begun to fight!
John Paul Jones

I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast; for I intend to go in harm's way.
John Paul Jones

If fear is cultivated it will become stronger, if faith is cultivated it will achieve mastery.
John Paul Jones

It seems to be a law of nature, inflexible and inexorable, that those who will not risk cannot win.
John Paul Jones

Whoever can surprise well must conquer.
John Paul Jones

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